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Personalized Haynes Explains “The French” Manual

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Haynes car manufacturers help you understand “The French” in this spoof manual!

  • Your chosen name appears on the cover
  • Write a special message on the title page
  • Name appears at top of every page
  • Hardback official spoof Haynes manual
  • Add a luxury gift box for a thoughtful finishing touch

You have to admire the French. First of all, there’s Coco Chanel and Brie. On the other hand, there’s Napoleon and the smell of Brie. This is better explained in the Personalized Haynes Explains “The French” Manual, here to help anyone understand French culture, cuisine and why the French believe they are always right. Clearly written by a Brit, this tongue-in-cheek guide is drunk with humour, (probably not Bourgeon, but perhaps a stout ale) and will make the old produce a glistening tear whilst the young will wonder, what on earth did the French ever do for Brits to write this?

It’s perfectly suitable for any individual who enjoys a bit of superior toilet humor. The book itself even features their name on the cover, along the top of each page and also features a message from yours truly on the opening page. Do with this what you will, or why not tell them there are manuals on Americans and Germans? After all, Haynes has taken the automotive world by storm. Now, they’re globe-trotting and no stone is left unturned. There’s even a manual on the British…

How to Personalize “The French” Book

Personalize with any name up to 12 characters, and a personal message of two lines, up to 80 characters.

Check your personalization: accents and other symbols cannot be used unless otherwise stated. Please be advised our Haynes spoofs are not the same size as Haynes car manuals. The books are personalized parody guides and measure 13.2 x 9.2 inches (L x W).

 

ISBN 978-1-78271-903-8

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Eddie Dixon Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 23 November

Taking the Mick out of the french brilliant was laughing for ages

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Marie Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 21 October

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Brilliant quality

Brilliant quality

Melanie Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 21 October

Great book

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Pam Mowat Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 21 October

Brilliant present for our grandson

Brilliant present for our grandson! Good value and quick delivery as well!

Georgina Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 21 October

The book is lovely

The book is lovely, high quality and it arrived quickly

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Great Gift Idea!

Great, products, a bit of humorous nostalgia

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Theresa King Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 19 October

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Excellent. Book as described, quick delivery. Love it!

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My order was mixed up with someone…

My order was mixed up with someone else's, so not a great experience for me

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