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Personalized Haynes Explains “The French” Manual

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Haynes car manufacturers help you understand “The French” in this spoof manual!

  • Your chosen name appears on the cover
  • Write a special message on the title page
  • Name appears at top of every page
  • Hardback official spoof Haynes manual
  • Add a luxury gift box for a thoughtful finishing touch

You have to admire the French. First of all, there’s Coco Chanel and Brie. On the other hand, there’s Napoleon and the smell of Brie. This is better explained in the Personalized Haynes Explains “The French” Manual, here to help anyone understand French culture, cuisine and why the French believe they are always right. Clearly written by a Brit, this tongue-in-cheek guide is drunk with humour, (probably not Bourgeon, but perhaps a stout ale) and will make the old produce a glistening tear whilst the young will wonder, what on earth did the French ever do for Brits to write this?

It’s perfectly suitable for any individual who enjoys a bit of superior toilet humor. The book itself even features their name on the cover, along the top of each page and also features a message from yours truly on the opening page. Do with this what you will, or why not tell them there are manuals on Americans and Germans? After all, Haynes has taken the automotive world by storm. Now, they’re globe-trotting and no stone is left unturned. There’s even a manual on the British…

How to Personalize “The French” Book

Personalize with any name up to 12 characters, and a personal message of two lines, up to 80 characters.

Check your personalization: accents and other symbols cannot be used unless otherwise stated. Please be advised our Haynes spoofs are not the same size as Haynes car manuals. The books are personalized parody guides and measure 13.2 x 9.2 inches (L x W).

 

ISBN 978-1-78271-903-8

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In The Book wouldn’t be here without its terrific customers. That’s why we care about what you have to say.

We’re constantly researching new materials to create more personalised books, so what you think matters! Tell us your feedback. From finding the book you were looking for to how easy your chosen book was to personalise – every little detail is important, so we can perfect your shopping experience the next time you return!

Eddie Dixon Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 23 November

Taking the Mick out of the french brilliant was laughing for ages

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Brilliant idea

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Antony Burdett-Clark (Lightbox Studios) Trustpilot product review 4 star rating 22 May

Good service, very fast turnaround but needs more accurate description.

Very fast turnaround, and easy to use service. The product size and description could have been clearer, as the book was a fair bit smaller than I expected, but otherwise it's great quality and will go down very well indeed.

Steve Woodman Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 22 May

Fabulous book

Fabulous book, my daughter is getting married soon, she was thrilled to receive it.

Ruth Micallef Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 22 May

Great personalised books

Nice products very professionally made. Highly recommended.

Petra Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 21 May

Quick and easy steps

Quick and easy steps, a beautiful product

Ollie Stevens Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 21 May

Absolutely amazing book

Absolutely amazing book. Such a good present.

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jo petken Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 20 May

excellent idea for my super hero…

excellent idea for my super hero grandson easy to add messages and add a photo at the end they even give you ways of clipping the photo & previewing the result before confirmation is made

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Wonderful service

Wonderful service, prompt and accurate.

Mike Harmson Trustpilot product review 1 star rating 18 May

I ordered a bible for my child's first…

I ordered a bible for my child's first Communion and paid extra to have it delivered before or on the 15th May. Her Communion was today, 18th and it never arrived ! Really annoyed about this service. If you want a special gift to arrive on time then choose another seller !

  • In the Book Team 22 May

    Thank you for your review.

    We are very sorry to hear that this has happened with your order.

    From looking into this we can see that you have been in contact with a member of the team to discuss this matter. Due to the location being non UK Mainland we know that this can take an extra 1-2 days for the delivery however due to the time this has been and not delivered we can only imagine this has sadly been lost in transit.

    Due to this happening we can see that you have been refunded in full for the order and the team have sent their sincere apologies as we know this was for a special occasion.

    Kind Regards,
    The In The Book Team

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