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Haynes car manufacturers help you understand “The French” in this spoof manual!
Your chosen name appears on the cover
Write a special message on the title page
Name appears at top of every page
Hardback official spoof Haynes manual
Add a luxury gift box for a thoughtful finishing touch
You have to admire the French. First of all, there’s Coco Chanel and Brie. On the other hand, there’s Napoleon and the smell of Brie. This is better explained in the Personalized Haynes Explains “The French” Manual, here to help anyone understand French culture, cuisine and why the French believe they are always right. Clearly written by a Brit, this tongue-in-cheek guide is drunk with humour, (probably not Bourgeon, but perhaps a stout ale) and will make the old produce a glistening tear whilst the young will wonder, what on earth did the French ever do for Brits to write this?
It’s perfectly suitable for any individual who enjoys a bit of superior toilet humor. The book itself even features their name on the cover, along the top of each page and also features a message from yours truly on the opening page. Do with this what you will, or why not tell them there are manuals on Americans and Germans? After all, Haynes has taken the automotive world by storm. Now, they’re globe-trotting and no stone is left unturned. There’s even a manual on the British…
How to Personalize “The French” Book
Personalize with any name up to 12 characters, and a personal message of two lines, up to 80 characters.
Check your personalization: accents and other symbols cannot be used unless otherwise stated. Please be advised our Haynes spoofs are not the same size as Haynes car manuals. The books are personalized parody guides and measure 13.2 x 9.2 inches (L x W).
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Eddie Dixon23 November
Taking the Mick out of the french brilliant was laughing for ages
Great book, well worth the money and very quick to arrive.
Pam Mowat21 October
Brilliant present for our grandson
Brilliant present for our grandson! Good value and quick delivery as well!
Georgina 21 October
The book is lovely
The book is lovely, high quality and it arrived quickly
Patty webb20 October
Great Gift Idea!
Great, products, a bit of humorous nostalgia
Andrew Oatley20 October
Received quickly, much appreciated.
Theresa King19 October
Excellent. Book as described, quick delivery. Love it!
Mr Steven Nitsche19 October
A great present !
The book lived up to expectations & will be a great Xmas stocking filler for our eldest granddaughter.
Cathrine 18 October
My order was mixed up with someone…
My order was mixed up with someone else's, so not a great experience for me
In the Book Team18 October
Thank you for your review.
We are so sorry to hear this.
From looking into this, we can see that you have been in touch with the customer service team who have since set up a free of charge replacement for your item, unfortunately we can only image this fault was due to human error which we can only apologise for.
We hope that when the replacement item is received you are pleased with this.
Once again please do accept our apologies for the inconvenience caused.
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