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Haynes car manufacturers help you understand “The Germans” in this spoof manual!
Your chosen name appears on the cover
Write a special message on the title page
Name appears at top of every page
Hardback official spoof Haynes manual
Add a luxury gift box for a thoughtful finishing touch
If you’re thinking of purchasing this book for anyone interested in Deutschland, the personalized Haynes Explains “Germans” manual is THE guide to understanding ‘ordung’ (which means order and if you can understand order, you will understand, the German). Since mastering the automotive world, Haynes have moved on to the autobahnen. This comedy manual delves deep into the German psyche, helping the reader understand everything from German cuisine to saving you money on the German model.
Written just like a Haynes car manual, this personalized edition is wrought with British humour. The individual’s name even features on the cover and along the top of each page. After all, the Germans appreciate order and a finite detail such as personalising one’s own manual on Germans is very fitting. You can also add a special message which will appear on the opening page. Why not tell them they’ll be enjoying a little schadenfreude at the German expense? Trust us, the British manual is much more scathing…
How to Personalize “The Germans” Manual
Personalize with any name up to 12 characters, and a personal message of two lines, up to 80 characters.
Check your personalization: accents and other symbols cannot be used unless otherwise stated. Please be advised our Haynes spoofs are not the same size as Haynes car manuals. The books are personalized parody guides and measure 13.2 x 9.2 inches (L x W).
Great product but shocking customer service. Ordered newspaper and puzzle book at the beginning of the month. Straight after ordering I noticed a mistake with the wording on the certificate. No option to amend order, as it was out of hours so I used their contact form to ask for the issue to be sorted prior to dispatch. Product arrived 4 days later and the issue had not been fixed. A whole 12 days after I initially got in contact I received an email stating that since my order has been dispatched they could not rectify it. If I was asking for a whole replacement order then fair enough but I was only asking for the wording to be changed on the A5 certificate. I was going to order some other products however with the poor customer service I've received I'll look elsewhere.
Mrs Fiona Maxam16 January
Fabulous book thanks, my grandson was thrilled with it
Ms Julie Pritchard16 January
The Embossed book was excellent value…
The Embossed book was excellent value for money, will buy again
Norma Hutchcraft16 January
Very happy with the product
Very happy with the product, when my Granddaughter sees it, she will be thrilled
Mr Anthony Wilson15 January
Very good product, bought as a present and he loves it
Leeanne Bradley15 January
The book ends half way through the…
The book ends half way through the story - awful! My daughter was so disappointed.
Doreen Taylor15 January
Absolutely delighted with the book
Absolutely delighted with the book! It exceeded my expectations!
Thank you very much.
Jane MacArthur14 January
Simple and efficient service with a…
Simple and efficient service with a great product delivered
DAVID TAYLOR14 January
Easy great experience great gift idea the wife loved it
mark Grantham14 January
a nice present but disappointed that it…
a nice present but disappointed that it stopped at 2018 and not 2019.......not sure why?