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Haynes car manufacturers help you understand “The Germans” in this spoof manual!
Your chosen name appears on the cover
Write a special message on the title page
Name appears at top of every page
Hardback official spoof Haynes manual
Add a luxury gift box for a thoughtful finishing touch
If you’re thinking of purchasing this book for anyone interested in Deutschland, the personalized Haynes Explains “Germans” manual is THE guide to understanding ‘ordung’ (which means order and if you can understand order, you will understand, the German). Since mastering the automotive world, Haynes have moved on to the autobahnen. This comedy manual delves deep into the German psyche, helping the reader understand everything from German cuisine to saving you money on the German model.
Written just like a Haynes car manual, this personalized edition is wrought with British humour. The individual’s name even features on the cover and along the top of each page. After all, the Germans appreciate order and a finite detail such as personalising one’s own manual on Germans is very fitting. You can also add a special message which will appear on the opening page. Why not tell them they’ll be enjoying a little schadenfreude at the German expense? Trust us, the British manual is much more scathing…
How to Personalize “The Germans” Manual
Personalize with any name up to 12 characters, and a personal message of two lines, up to 80 characters.
Check your personalization: accents and other symbols cannot be used unless otherwise stated. Please be advised our Haynes spoofs are not the same size as Haynes car manuals. The books are personalized parody guides and measure 13.2 x 9.2 inches (L x W).
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Andrew Shaw28 May
If you've seen or used a Haynes car…
If you've seen or used a Haynes car manual, then you'll appreciate the humour im this one!! A great gift for any car person/people, who've just got married or not!!
Well worth it as a present, as it is quite funny......or at least the parts that I quickly read before wrapping it up as a present. It was delivered quickly, within a few days too.
Luke Paynter27 May
A great gift idea
Simple and easy to set up. Great quality product and arrived on time. A perfect little gift to give, recommend.
Smaller than a Hayes manual
Lovely book. Only personalised on the front cover & on one page inside.
A smaller size than the original Haynes manual. It’s ok for the money. Nice enough gift
Steve Pugh26 May
Very good quality
Very good quality, had a very personalised feel.....others have that 'squeezed a name in and it still looked out of place' feel.
I saw these books advertised and knew…
I saw these books advertised and knew it was just what I wanted.. . Was smaller than I realised but still great.. quick delivery, good communication
Very good service
My little niece really liked this book with her name personalised and a little photo of her in it with Moana.
MISS SOUTHWOOD26 May
Amazing item and had my Dad in absolute…
Amazing item and had my Dad in absolute stitches
Barbara Alexander26 May
Bought this as a gift
Bought this as a gift. Book looks great. Very easy to order and a great service.
Mette Kiilerich26 May
Great look of the book
Great look of the book - quality is good.
I orded a giftbox with the book and it is a great extra to buy with the book.