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Personalized Haynes Explains Pensioners

$34.99

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Delivery InformationFrom: Fri 25th Oct

You can check the delivery times for your location by choosing from the state options below.  Once you’ve chosen and personalized your gift, the actual delivery estimate will be shown during checkout. Every book is made to order, so the time to make, personalize and bind the book by hand is factored into the delivery time.

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This hilarious spoof owners manual from Haynes features the recipient’s name on the cover, and makes a great retirement gift!

  • Your chosen name appears on the cover
  • Write a special message on the title page
  • Name appears at top of every page
  • Hardback official spoof Haynes manual
  • Add a luxury gift box for a thoughtful finishing touch

If someone you love is approaching pension age, then this funny Haynes Owner’s Workshop Manual explaining pensioners could be the hilarious gift you are looking for! Filled with diagrams and jokes, this spoof of a classic Haynes vehicle manual deals with all of the funny aspects to getting older, and can make for a great gift for retirement or a birthday.

When you personalize a copy of Haynes Explains Pensioners, your chosen name will appear both on the cover, and at the top of every page. You can also add your own greeting or message to the title page.

How to Personalize Your Haynes Pensioners Manual

Personalize with any name up to 12 characters, and a personal message of two lines, up to 80 characters.

Check your personalization: accents and other symbols cannot be used unless otherwise stated. Please be advised our Haynes spoofs are not the same size as Haynes car manuals. The books are personalized parody guides and measure 13.2 x 9.2 inches (L x W).

ISBN 978-1-78597-719-0

See what our customers have to say

Rated 4.3 out of 5

based on 99 reviews

In The Book wouldn’t be here without its terrific customers. That’s why we care about what you have to say.

We’re constantly researching new materials to create more personalised books, so what you think matters! Tell us your feedback. From finding the book you were looking for to how easy your chosen book was to personalise – every little detail is important, so we can perfect your shopping experience the next time you return!

Andrew Oatley Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 20 October

Quick delivery, thanks.

Micheal Ticehurst Trustpilot product review 3 star rating 9 October

I was disappointed that the book was approximately A5 in size, maybe I'm behind the times but my expectation was along the lines of the old Haynes manuals where all A4 in size

  • In the Book Team 10 October

    Thank you for your review.

    We are sorry to hear that you are not completely satisfied with your order with us.

    On the product page prior to purchasing the book, within the description of the item we do state ‘Please be advised our Haynes spoofs are not the same size as Haynes car manuals. The books are personalised parody guides and measure 20.2 x 15.1 x 0.8cm (L x W x D)’ and we show an image of the book with the measurements next to this.

    We do try to show as this clear as possible before the book is ordered as this is our personalised version however will pass all your feedback onto the team as can appreciate you were a little disappointed and we thank you for taking your time to leave a review.

    If you need to contact the customer service team please do on 0330 058 0403 or contact@inthebook.com

    Kind Regards,
    The In The Book Team

Trevor Jones Trustpilot product review 2 star rating 4 October

Vary small but very expensive for what it is. Worth maybe £10 maximum.

  • In the Book Team 4 October

    Thank you for your feedback.

    We are sorry to hear that you are not completely happy with your order from us.

    When ordering this item, on the product page prior to purchasing the book, within the description of the item we do state ‘Please be advised our Haynes spoofs are not the same size as Haynes car manuals. The books are personalised parody guides and measure 20.2 x 15.1 x 0.8cm (L x W x D)’ and we show an image of the book with the measurements next to this.

    We do our best to make it as clear as possible before the book is ordered as this is our personalised version however will pass all your feedback onto the team as can appreciate you were not completely satisfied with this and we thank you for taking your time to leave a review.

    If you need to contact the customer service team please do on 0330 058 0403 or contact@inthebook.com

    Kind Regards,
    The In The Book Team

Jo Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 27 September

Fantastic idea. Great present for my dad.

Elaine Thomas Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 24 September

My husband appreciated the thought. Small but perfectly formed

Marion Matthews Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 24 September

Delightful and really funny! Great for someone who has everything, or you don’t know what to buy them. Arrived in a lovely little box too. Great keepsake,

COOK Trustpilot product review 4 star rating 16 September

Its a funny little I think my dad will like it too

Madge Trustpilot product review 3 star rating 11 September

My brother enjoyed the present despite it arriving too late!

  • In the Book Team 11 September

    Thank you for your review.

    We are pleased to hear that your Brother enjoyed the Book however we are sorry to hear that this arrived later than expected.

    A member of our customer service team will be in contact with you directly as we can see the timescale given was incorrect, this is something we are currently investigating and the original delivery charges will be refunded to you due to this error.

    Once again our apologies for this and the disappointment this has caused you.

    If you require any further assistance please do not hesitate to contact 0330 058 0403 or contact@inthebook.com

    Kind Regards,
    The In The Book Team

Mrs Tebbett Trustpilot product review 4 star rating 6 August

Very funny

Gerry Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 27 July

Just the thing to wind my brother up

Testimonials

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Great price for a quality product.

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Marie Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 21 October

Great service

Great service, lovely book

Wallis Eden-peters Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 21 October

Brilliant quality

Brilliant quality

Melanie Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 21 October

Great book

Great book, well worth the money and very quick to arrive.

Pam Mowat Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 21 October

Brilliant present for our grandson

Brilliant present for our grandson! Good value and quick delivery as well!

Georgina Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 21 October

The book is lovely

The book is lovely, high quality and it arrived quickly

Patty webb Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 20 October

Great Gift Idea!

Great, products, a bit of humorous nostalgia

Andrew Oatley Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 20 October

Received quickly

Received quickly, much appreciated.

Theresa King Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 19 October

Excellent

Excellent. Book as described, quick delivery. Love it!

Mr Steven Nitsche Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 19 October

A great present !

The book lived up to expectations & will be a great Xmas stocking filler for our eldest granddaughter.

Cathrine Trustpilot product review 1 star rating 18 October

My order was mixed up with someone…

My order was mixed up with someone else's, so not a great experience for me

  • In the Book Team 18 October

    Thank you for your review.

    We are so sorry to hear this.

    From looking into this, we can see that you have been in touch with the customer service team who have since set up a free of charge replacement for your item, unfortunately we can only image this fault was due to human error which we can only apologise for.

    We hope that when the replacement item is received you are pleased with this.

    Once again please do accept our apologies for the inconvenience caused.

    If you need to contact the customer service team please do on 0330 058 0403 or contact@inthebook.com

    Kind Regards,
    The In The Book Team

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