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Personalized Haynes Explains Pensioners

$34.99

Trustpilot Rating 4.3 star rating 127 reviews Read Reviews
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Delivery InformationFrom: Fri 2nd Oct

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This hilarious spoof owners manual from Haynes features the recipient’s name on the cover, and makes a great retirement gift!

  • Your chosen name appears on the cover
  • Write a special message on the title page
  • Name appears at top of every page
  • Hardback official spoof Haynes manual
  • Add a luxury gift box for a thoughtful finishing touch

If someone you love is approaching pension age, then this funny Haynes Owner’s Workshop Manual explaining pensioners could be the hilarious gift you are looking for! Filled with diagrams and jokes, this spoof of a classic Haynes vehicle manual deals with all of the funny aspects to getting older, and can make for a great gift for retirement or a birthday.

When you personalize a copy of Haynes Explains Pensioners, your chosen name will appear both on the cover, and at the top of every page. You can also add your own greeting or message to the title page.

How to Personalize Your Haynes Pensioners Manual

Personalize with any name up to 12 characters, and a personal message of two lines, up to 80 characters.

Check your personalization: accents and other symbols cannot be used unless otherwise stated. Please be advised our Haynes spoofs are not the same size as Haynes car manuals. The books are personalized parody guides and measure 13.2 x 9.2 inches (L x W).

ISBN 978-1-78597-719-0

9.2ins
haynes pensioners flat
13.2ins

See what our customers have to say

Rated 4.3 out of 5

based on 127 reviews

In The Book wouldn’t be here without its terrific customers. That’s why we care about what you have to say.

We’re constantly researching new materials to create more personalised books, so what you think matters! Tell us your feedback. From finding the book you were looking for to how easy your chosen book was to personalise – every little detail is important, so we can perfect your shopping experience the next time you return!

EC Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 12 Sep 2020

Amusing, well received gift.

Mr Scott Reid Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 6 Aug 2020

My mate loves it!

Peter Christy Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 17 Jul 2020

I bought this as a birthday present for my old mate, Geoff. He was having a "significant" birthday, and as a one-time mechanic, it seemed like the perfect wind-up gift for him! And yes, he did see the funny side of it!

Rachel Smedley Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 2 Jul 2020

Perfect gift. Have. Much needed laugh to our lovely dads on Fathers Day

Sue Taylor Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 29 Jun 2020

Got this for my dad for fathers day. He found really funny

Motorman Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 27 Jun 2020

This book and the personalisation is superb

Andrea Twigg Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 26 Jun 2020

Excellent present very funny! Good value and very quick postage.

ANN ward Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 26 Jun 2020

great fun Gift

Kerry Evans Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 22 Jun 2020

Purchased this for my Dad for fathers day, he absolutely loved it. Lot's of fun to read

Tracey Summons Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 22 Jun 2020

Dad loved the book gave him a laugh .. great service and perfect product

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Lisa Carney Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 27 Sep 2020

Quick and easy

Quick and easy! Delivery was fast. I would use this company again.

O J Humberstone Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 27 Sep 2020

Our grandson loved the personalised…

Our grandson loved the personalised book which was a lovely story, balanced with facts and fiction.

Michael Beeston Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 27 Sep 2020

Bought this book for my father in law…

Bought this book for my father in law and he chuckled all the way through. Would highly recommend

Brandon Johnson Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 27 Sep 2020

Quick and awesome!

Quick and awesome!

Lorraine Lamb Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 27 Sep 2020

Very fast delivery

Very fast delivery, a lovely unusual gift. I’ve bought one for everyone’s birthday and they all loved them.

RandomHero Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 27 Sep 2020

Fast delivery and excellent quality

Fast delivery and excellent quality. Will use again. Thank you.

Teri Grier Trustpilot product review 1 star rating 26 Sep 2020

Very disappointed

Very disappointed. I ordered a book for my grandson’s 5 birthday and had it sent directly to his home in another state. It never arrived! When I inquired they sent me an email from Linda in the United Kingdom with a screenshot of the tracking code stating that it was delivered. I’ve contacted the post office and it was delivered to another address and isn’t retrievable. I’ve called the company and asked for a call back and also sent additional emails without response. If you want something from this company, don’t have it shipped directly as a gift and don’t rely on customer service to address any issues. I’m out my money and a lot of time and have had to quickly find an alternative gift for my grandson’s fifth birthday. Very disappointing!!!

TCT Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 26 Sep 2020

Loved it

This was a great gift. The personalization made it even more special. Well made, great packaging

Carol Trustpilot product review 3 star rating 26 Sep 2020

I thought it was going to be in book…

I thought it was going to be in book form

Dear Mr Hinchliffe Trustpilot product review 4 star rating 26 Sep 2020

As the sender,I understand it was very…

As the sender,I understand it was very well received ... thank you!

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