Personalized Haynes Explains Pensioners

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Trustpilot Rating 4.3 star rating 108 reviews Read Reviews
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Delivery InformationFrom: Thu 23rd Jan

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This hilarious spoof owners manual from Haynes features the recipient’s name on the cover, and makes a great retirement gift!

  • Your chosen name appears on the cover
  • Write a special message on the title page
  • Name appears at top of every page
  • Hardback official spoof Haynes manual
  • Add a luxury gift box for a thoughtful finishing touch

If someone you love is approaching pension age, then this funny Haynes Owner’s Workshop Manual explaining pensioners could be the hilarious gift you are looking for! Filled with diagrams and jokes, this spoof of a classic Haynes vehicle manual deals with all of the funny aspects to getting older, and can make for a great gift for retirement or a birthday.

When you personalize a copy of Haynes Explains Pensioners, your chosen name will appear both on the cover, and at the top of every page. You can also add your own greeting or message to the title page.

How to Personalize Your Haynes Pensioners Manual

Personalize with any name up to 12 characters, and a personal message of two lines, up to 80 characters.

Check your personalization: accents and other symbols cannot be used unless otherwise stated. Please be advised our Haynes spoofs are not the same size as Haynes car manuals. The books are personalized parody guides and measure 13.2 x 9.2 inches (L x W).

ISBN 978-1-78597-719-0

9.2ins
haynes pensioners flat
13.2ins

See what our customers have to say

Rated 4.3 out of 5

based on 108 reviews

In The Book wouldn’t be here without its terrific customers. That’s why we care about what you have to say.

We’re constantly researching new materials to create more personalised books, so what you think matters! Tell us your feedback. From finding the book you were looking for to how easy your chosen book was to personalise – every little detail is important, so we can perfect your shopping experience the next time you return!

Rick Siffleet Trustpilot product review 4 star rating 31 December

A good 20 minute giggle but much smaller than I expected and would have liked.

Stephen Eke Trustpilot product review 1 star rating 9 December

Not worth £15 paid. A5 size and thin

  • In the Book Team 3 January

    Thank you for your review.

    We are sorry to hear that you are not completely satisfied with your order with us.

    On the product page prior to purchasing the book, within the description of the item we do state ‘Please be advised our Haynes spoofs are not the same size as Haynes car manuals. The books are personalised parody guides and measure 20.2 x 15.1 x 0.8cm (L x W x D)’ and we show an image of the book with the measurements next to this.

    We do try to show as this clear as possible before the book is ordered as this is our personalised version however will pass all your feedback onto the team as can appreciate you were a little disappointed and we thank you for taking your time to leave a review.

    If you need to contact the customer service team please do on 0330 058 0403 or contact@inthebook.com

    Kind Regards,
    The In The Book Team

Glenda Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 25 November

Fantastic book.very easy to buy. No problems at all. Quick delivery too

Susan Sadler Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 21 November

Good product

Linda Tyler Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 19 November

Very different present but very amusing and sure my other half will like it

N Morris Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 12 November

Great book that's very funny.

Julia Haynes Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 11 November

Great 60th birthday present

Kim Newbery Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 29 October

A nice looking book in a very nice box

Jennifer Williams Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 23 October

Lovely book

Andrew Oatley Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 20 October

Quick delivery, thanks.

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Mike Jones Trustpilot product review 2 star rating 16 January

Great product but shocking customer…

Great product but shocking customer service. Ordered newspaper and puzzle book at the beginning of the month. Straight after ordering I noticed a mistake with the wording on the certificate. No option to amend order, as it was out of hours so I used their contact form to ask for the issue to be sorted prior to dispatch. Product arrived 4 days later and the issue had not been fixed. A whole 12 days after I initially got in contact I received an email stating that since my order has been dispatched they could not rectify it. If I was asking for a whole replacement order then fair enough but I was only asking for the wording to be changed on the A5 certificate. I was going to order some other products however with the poor customer service I've received I'll look elsewhere.

Mrs Fiona Maxam Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 16 January

Wonderful keepsake

Fabulous book thanks, my grandson was thrilled with it

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The Embossed book was excellent value…

The Embossed book was excellent value for money, will buy again

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Very happy with the product

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Mr Anthony Wilson Trustpilot product review 4 star rating 15 January

Lovely present

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Leeanne Bradley Trustpilot product review 1 star rating 15 January

The book ends half way through the…

The book ends half way through the story - awful! My daughter was so disappointed.

Doreen Taylor Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 15 January

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Absolutely delighted with the book! It exceeded my expectations! Thank you very much.

Jane MacArthur Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 14 January

Simple and efficient service with a…

Simple and efficient service with a great product delivered

DAVID TAYLOR Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 14 January

Birthday gift

Easy great experience great gift idea the wife loved it

mark Grantham Trustpilot product review 3 star rating 14 January

a nice present but disappointed that it…

a nice present but disappointed that it stopped at 2018 and not 2019.......not sure why?

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