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Personalized Haynes Explains Pensioners

$34.99

Trustpilot Rating 4.3 star rating 84 reviews Read Reviews
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This hilarious spoof owners manual from Haynes features the recipient’s name on the cover, and makes a great retirement gift!

  • Your chosen name appears on the cover
  • Write a special message on the title page
  • Name appears at top of every page
  • Hardback official spoof Haynes manual
  • Add a luxury gift box for a thoughtful finishing touch

If someone you love is approaching pension age, then this funny Haynes Owner’s Workshop Manual explaining pensioners could be the hilarious gift you are looking for! Filled with diagrams and jokes, this spoof of a classic Haynes vehicle manual deals with all of the funny aspects to getting older, and can make for a great gift for retirement or a birthday.

When you personalize a copy of Haynes Explains Pensioners, your chosen name will appear both on the cover, and at the top of every page. You can also add your own greeting or message to the title page.

How to Personalize Your Haynes Pensioners Manual

Personalize with any name up to 12 characters, and a personal message of two lines, up to 80 characters.

Check your personalization: accents and other symbols cannot be used unless otherwise stated. Please be advised our Haynes spoofs are not the same size as Haynes car manuals. The books are personalized parody guides and measure 13.2 x 9.2 inches (L x W).

ISBN 978-1-78597-719-0

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You can check the delivery times for your location by choosing from the state options below.  Once you’ve chosen and personalized your gift, the actual delivery estimate will be shown during checkout. Every book is made to order, so the time to make, personalize and bind the book by hand is factored into the delivery time.

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Product Reviews

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Rated 4.3 out of 5

based on 84 reviews

In The Book wouldn’t be here without its terrific customers. That’s why we care about what you have to say.

We’re constantly researching new materials to create more personalised books, so what you think matters! Tell us your feedback. From finding the book you were looking for to how easy your chosen book was to personalise – every little detail is important, so we can perfect your shopping experience the next time you return!

CHIVERS Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 30 April

Very apt., gave it as a present to a pensioner friend ....he found it most amusing!

Mandy Richardson-Mills Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 27 April

Absolutely hilarious book!!! Would highly recommend for anyone wanting to give a jokey gift.

Neil Andrew Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 19 April

Great choice.

mr p sandell Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 14 April

For me this was a great purchase bought as a birthday present and I purchased the gift box to go with it and is very sturdy and complements the book very well. I will purchase again and already have someone else in mind. Thank you for this brilliant idea

Miss Winter Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 14 April

great novelty gift and good service

Daniel Trustpilot product review 4 star rating 11 April

Smaller than expected.

Bridget macdonald Trustpilot product review 1 star rating 10 April

Not happy with the book, definitely not worth the money i spent.

  • In the Book Team 10 April

    Thank you for your review.

    We are very sorry to hear that you are unhappy with your order.

    On the product page we try our best to describe the Book that you will be receiving within the product copy and the images however a member of our team has contacted you directly this morning to discuss this matter with you and to see what we can do to help.

    Again we are sorry for any disappointment that this has caused you.

    Kind Regards,
    The In The Book Team

Harvey Ketley Trustpilot product review 4 star rating 27 March

A good present for an 80year old car nut.

Christine Boothroyd Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 24 March

Delivered on time funny book can't put it down Brilliant thanks

Ian Macdonald Trustpilot product review 3 star rating 21 March

Quite a small book but because the cover is personalised its a good gift for any colleague who's retiring.

  • In the Book Team 21 March

    Thank you for your review.

    We are sorry to hear that you are not completely satisfied with your purchase.

    With this particular Books these are Spoof versions of an Original Haynes Manual and on the website we state ‘The books are personalised parody guides and measure 20.2 x 15.1 x 0.8cm (L x W x D).’ however will pass this feedback across to our team.

    We are pleased to hear that this has made a great Gift and we hope that the recipient likes it!

    If you require any further assistance please do not hesitate to contact our UK customer service team on 0330 058 0403 or contact@inthebook.com

    Kind Regards,
    The In The Book Team

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Brilliant idea

- Kevin

Antony Burdett-Clark (Lightbox Studios) Trustpilot product review 4 star rating 22 May

Good service, very fast turnaround but needs more accurate description.

Very fast turnaround, and easy to use service. The product size and description could have been clearer, as the book was a fair bit smaller than I expected, but otherwise it's great quality and will go down very well indeed.

Steve Woodman Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 22 May

Fabulous book

Fabulous book, my daughter is getting married soon, she was thrilled to receive it.

Ruth Micallef Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 22 May

Great personalised books

Nice products very professionally made. Highly recommended.

Petra Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 21 May

Quick and easy steps

Quick and easy steps, a beautiful product

Ollie Stevens Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 21 May

Absolutely amazing book

Absolutely amazing book. Such a good present.

Bosun.O Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 21 May

Great choice

Great choice

Kim carr Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 21 May

great service

great service. loved the book

jo petken Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 20 May

excellent idea for my super hero…

excellent idea for my super hero grandson easy to add messages and add a photo at the end they even give you ways of clipping the photo & previewing the result before confirmation is made

Meg Curtis Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 20 May

Wonderful service

Wonderful service, prompt and accurate.

Mike Harmson Trustpilot product review 1 star rating 18 May

I ordered a bible for my child's first…

I ordered a bible for my child's first Communion and paid extra to have it delivered before or on the 15th May. Her Communion was today, 18th and it never arrived ! Really annoyed about this service. If you want a special gift to arrive on time then choose another seller !

  • In the Book Team 22 May

    Thank you for your review.

    We are very sorry to hear that this has happened with your order.

    From looking into this we can see that you have been in contact with a member of the team to discuss this matter. Due to the location being non UK Mainland we know that this can take an extra 1-2 days for the delivery however due to the time this has been and not delivered we can only imagine this has sadly been lost in transit.

    Due to this happening we can see that you have been refunded in full for the order and the team have sent their sincere apologies as we know this was for a special occasion.

    Kind Regards,
    The In The Book Team

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