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Personalized Haynes Explains Pensioners

$34.99

Trustpilot Rating 4.3 star rating 75 reviews Read Reviews
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This hilarious spoof owners manual from Haynes features the recipient’s name on the cover, and makes a great retirement gift!

  • Your chosen name appears on the cover
  • Write a special message on the title page
  • Name appears at top of every page
  • Hardback official spoof Haynes manual
  • Add a luxury gift box for a thoughtful finishing touch

If someone you love is approaching pension age, then this funny Haynes Owner’s Workshop Manual explaining pensioners could be the hilarious gift you are looking for! Filled with diagrams and jokes, this spoof of a classic Haynes vehicle manual deals with all of the funny aspects to getting older, and can make for a great gift for retirement or a birthday.

When you personalize a copy of Haynes Explains Pensioners, your chosen name will appear both on the cover, and at the top of every page. You can also add your own greeting or message to the title page.

How to Personalize Your Haynes Pensioners Manual

Personalize with any name up to 12 characters, and a personal message of two lines, up to 80 characters.

Check your personalization: accents and other symbols cannot be used unless otherwise stated. Please be advised our Haynes spoofs are not the same size as Haynes car manuals. The books are personalized parody guides and measure 13.2 x 9.2 inches (L x W).

ISBN 978-1-78597-719-0

9.2ins
haynes pensioners flat
13.2ins
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Product Reviews

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Rated 4.3 out of 5

based on 75 reviews

In The Book wouldn’t be here without its terrific customers. That’s why we care about what you have to say.

We’re constantly researching new materials to create more personalised books, so what you think matters! Tell us your feedback. From finding the book you were looking for to how easy your chosen book was to personalise – every little detail is important, so we can perfect your shopping experience the next time you return!

Ian Macdonald Trustpilot product review 3 star rating 21 March

Quite a small book but because the cover is personalised its a good gift for any colleague who's retiring.

  • In the Book Team 21 March

    Thank you for your review.

    We are sorry to hear that you are not completely satisfied with your purchase.

    With this particular Books these are Spoof versions of an Original Haynes Manual and on the website we state ‘The books are personalised parody guides and measure 20.2 x 15.1 x 0.8cm (L x W x D).’ however will pass this feedback across to our team.

    We are pleased to hear that this has made a great Gift and we hope that the recipient likes it!

    If you require any further assistance please do not hesitate to contact our UK customer service team on 0330 058 0403 or contact@inthebook.com

    Kind Regards,
    The In The Book Team

Mr D ZIPFEL Trustpilot product review 4 star rating 12 March

great laugh

Stuart Langridge Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 18 January

Good fun and entertaining

Scott Miller (scottm400) Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 13 January

Great wee book, made my Dad smile so its all good.

Ken Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 7 January

nice idea and well received

Helen Scott Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 4 January

Brought as a Christmas present and I told was funny and liked.

caroline collier Trustpilot product review 1 star rating 4 January

I was expecting something funny but actually it was pretty pants. You could see where it tried to be funny in places but it didn't hit the mark. Little humour, stock phrasing, stock pictures. Brought as a christmas present for my father but I ended up chucking it away.

  • In the Book Team 17 January

    Thank you for your review.

    We are sorry to hear that you were not completely satisfied with the Book received.

    On the product page we do have a flip through sample Book to show the content before purchase however your review will be passed onto the relevant department as all feedback is taken on board.

    Again we are sorry for any disappointment this caused you.

    If you require any further assistance please do not hesitate to contact our UK Customer Service Team on 0330 058 0403 or contact@inthebook.com

    Kind Regards
    The In The Book Team

Customer Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 3 January

Got this for my husband for Christmas and he loves it, well worth the money.

jen rhodes Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 31 December

I have seen the spoof Haynes manuals before but this was special as it was personalised. Their name is on the front but you also get to write a message inside. It makes for a lovely 'silly' gift for the right person.

Kim Johnson Trustpilot product review 3 star rating 30 December

Good quality item, and funny. However can buy an unpersonalised book for so much less. The personalisation is adding 1 x name to the front - not really worth the additional £10 for this!

  • In the Book Team 16 January

    Thank yo u for your feedback.

    We are pleased to hear that you were happy with the quality and content of the Book, these do make great gifts!

    We have the facility to add a name and messaged to the book for a more personal touch and keepsake however we will pass your valuable feedback onto our team for them to look into.

    Our apologies for any inconvenience this has caused you.

    Kind Regards,
    The In The Book Team

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Anne Forrest Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 20 March

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Mitch Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 19 March

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Miss Johanna Meere Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 19 March

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