Personalized Haynes Explains Pensioners

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Delivery InformationFrom: Tue 27th Aug

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This hilarious spoof owners manual from Haynes features the recipient’s name on the cover, and makes a great retirement gift!

  • Your chosen name appears on the cover
  • Write a special message on the title page
  • Name appears at top of every page
  • Hardback official spoof Haynes manual
  • Add a luxury gift box for a thoughtful finishing touch

If someone you love is approaching pension age, then this funny Haynes Owner’s Workshop Manual explaining pensioners could be the hilarious gift you are looking for! Filled with diagrams and jokes, this spoof of a classic Haynes vehicle manual deals with all of the funny aspects to getting older, and can make for a great gift for retirement or a birthday.

When you personalize a copy of Haynes Explains Pensioners, your chosen name will appear both on the cover, and at the top of every page. You can also add your own greeting or message to the title page.

How to Personalize Your Haynes Pensioners Manual

Personalize with any name up to 12 characters, and a personal message of two lines, up to 80 characters.

Check your personalization: accents and other symbols cannot be used unless otherwise stated. Please be advised our Haynes spoofs are not the same size as Haynes car manuals. The books are personalized parody guides and measure 13.2 x 9.2 inches (L x W).

ISBN 978-1-78597-719-0

9.2ins
haynes pensioners flat
13.2ins

See what our customers have to say

Rated 4.3 out of 5

based on 91 reviews

In The Book wouldn’t be here without its terrific customers. That’s why we care about what you have to say.

We’re constantly researching new materials to create more personalised books, so what you think matters! Tell us your feedback. From finding the book you were looking for to how easy your chosen book was to personalise – every little detail is important, so we can perfect your shopping experience the next time you return!

Mrs Tebbett Trustpilot product review 4 star rating 6 August

Very funny

Gerry Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 27 July

Just the thing to wind my brother up

Ivan Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 22 July

Good value and original idea for a gift my dad. He really ‘got it’. Signed it off with ‘ex libris - yours, hoping to inherit...’.

lcjtb01 Trustpilot product review 4 star rating 13 July

Smaller than expectef

Mrs Westgarthe Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 17 June

I was delighted with The Pensioner Explained book, and I hope the recipient will be too! The only thing I would suggest is that perhaps the typeface could be a little larger, as it's going to Pensioners, even if it meant losing a paragraph of content per page!

Phil Thompson Trustpilot product review 3 star rating 13 June

Great idea but it's only half size replica and would have been better if it was A4 like the original books but still not bad

  • In the Book Team 19 June

    Thank you for your review.

    We are sorry for any disappointment caused with the Book received.

    On the product page prior to purchasing the book, within the description we do state ‘Please be advised our Haynes spoofs are not the same size as Haynes car manuals. The books are personalised parody guides and measure 20.2 x 15.1 x 0.8cm (L x W x D).’

    We try to show as this clear as possible before the book is ordered as this is our personalised version however will pass all your feedback onto the team as can appreciate your review.

    Kind Regards,
    The In The Book Team

  • Phil Thompson 19 June

    Yes i did realise after it arrived and should not have assumed it would be A4 it was totally my fault but thank you for the reply.

  • In the Book Team 20 June

    Hi,

    Thank you for getting back to us!

    That is no problem at all, these things happen however we hope that you are pleased with the Book.

    If you require any further assistance please do not hesitate to contact us.

    Kind Regards,
    The In The Book Team

kait hughes Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 13 June

Fab book, great Father’s Day gift.

CHIVERS Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 30 April

Very apt., gave it as a present to a pensioner friend ....he found it most amusing!

Mandy Richardson-Mills Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 27 April

Absolutely hilarious book!!! Would highly recommend for anyone wanting to give a jokey gift.

Neil Andrew Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 19 April

Great choice.

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Andrew Shaw Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 28 May

If you've seen or used a Haynes car…

If you've seen or used a Haynes car manual, then you'll appreciate the humour im this one!! A great gift for any car person/people, who've just got married or not!! Well worth it as a present, as it is quite funny......or at least the parts that I quickly read before wrapping it up as a present. It was delivered quickly, within a few days too.

Luke Paynter Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 27 May

A great gift idea

Simple and easy to set up. Great quality product and arrived on time. A perfect little gift to give, recommend.

Fran Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 27 May

Smaller than a Hayes manual

Lovely book. Only personalised on the front cover & on one page inside. A smaller size than the original Haynes manual. It’s ok for the money. Nice enough gift

Steve Pugh Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 26 May

Very good quality

Very good quality, had a very personalised feel.....others have that 'squeezed a name in and it still looked out of place' feel. Would recommend.

AndieP Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 26 May

I saw these books advertised and knew…

I saw these books advertised and knew it was just what I wanted.. . Was smaller than I realised but still great.. quick delivery, good communication

Carly Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 26 May

Very good service

My little niece really liked this book with her name personalised and a little photo of her in it with Moana.

MISS SOUTHWOOD Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 26 May

Amazing item and had my Dad in absolute…

Amazing item and had my Dad in absolute stitches

Barbara Alexander Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 26 May

Bought this as a gift

Bought this as a gift. Book looks great. Very easy to order and a great service.

Mette Kiilerich Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 26 May

Great look of the book

Great look of the book - quality is good. I orded a giftbox with the book and it is a great extra to buy with the book.

John Broadway Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 24 May

Excellent service.

Excellent service.

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