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Personalised Haynes Explains “The French” Manual

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Haynes car manufacturers help you understand “The French” in this spoof manual!

  • Your chosen name appears on the cover
  • Write a special message on the title page
  • Name appears at top of every page
  • Hardback official spoof Haynes manual
  • Add a luxury gift box for a thoughtful finishing touch

You have to admire the French. First of all, there’s Coco Chanel and Brie. On the other hand, there’s Napoleon and the smell of Brie. This is better explained in the Personalised Haynes Explains “The French” Manual, here to help anyone understand French culture, cuisine and why the French believe they are always right. Clearly written by a Brit, this tongue-in-cheek guide is drunk with humour, (probably not Bourgeon, but perhaps a stout ale) and will make the old produce a glistening tear whilst the young will wonder, what on earth did the French ever do for Brits to write this?

It’s perfectly suitable for any individual who enjoys a bit of superior toilet humour. The book itself even features their name on the cover, along the top of each page and also features a message from yours truly on the opening page. Do with this what you will, or why not tell them there are manuals on Americans and Germans? After all, Haynes has taken the automotive world by storm. Now, they’re globe-trotting and no stone is left unturned. There’s even a manual on the British…

How to Personalise “The French” Book

Personalise with any name up to 12 characters, and a personal message of two lines, up to 80 characters.

Check your personalisation: accents and other symbols cannot be used unless otherwise stated.  Please be advised our Haynes spoofs are not the same size as Haynes car manuals. The books are personalised parody guides and measure 20.2 x 15.1 x 0.8cm (L x W x D).

 

ISBN 978-1-78271-903-8

151mm
202mm

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Eddie Dixon Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 23 November

Taking the Mick out of the french brilliant was laughing for ages

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Elaine Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 6 December

The Liverpool book arrived in perfect…

The Liverpool book arrived in perfect condition, due to the excellent packing. Also it arrived in good time and will give my grandson great pleasure.

Alison Currah Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 6 December

Lovely book

Lovely book with my granddaughter’s name printed throughout, our message to her and a lovely photo of her at the back. Can’t wait to give it to her for Christmas

jenny lowish Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 6 December

I think my grandson will love this…

I think my grandson will love this book. As he lives in China I am not able to send heavy items to him and his sisters for their birthdays so books are always welcome. He is besotted with dinosaurs so I am sure he will be amazed that his name is in a story all of his own!

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Fab service superb quality thank you

Fab service superb quality thank you

Helen Boss Trustpilot product review 4 star rating 6 December

Nice book but expensive for what you get

Nice book but expensive for what you get

Diane Corry Trustpilot product review 3 star rating 6 December

Disappointed

The book came & it is for my dad who is 88. The print in the book is extremely small & not very clear. I can hardly read it so I’m not sure if he will be able to. Not worth the money and very disappointed with this.

Shona Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 6 December

Stunning books

Stunning books

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Very enjoyable book for the kids and…

Very enjoyable book for the kids and adults to read together

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