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Haynes car manufacturers help you understand “The French” in this spoof manual!
Your chosen name appears on the cover
Write a special message on the title page
Name appears at top of every page
Hardback official spoof Haynes manual
Add a luxury gift box for a thoughtful finishing touch
You have to admire the French. First of all, there’s Coco Chanel and Brie. On the other hand, there’s Napoleon and the smell of Brie. This is better explained in the Personalised Haynes Explains “The French” Manual, here to help anyone understand French culture, cuisine and why the French believe they are always right. Clearly written by a Brit, this tongue-in-cheek guide is drunk with humour, (probably not Bourgeon, but perhaps a stout ale) and will make the old produce a glistening tear whilst the young will wonder, what on earth did the French ever do for Brits to write this?
It’s perfectly suitable for any individual who enjoys a bit of superior toilet humour. The book itself even features their name on the cover, along the top of each page and also features a message from yours truly on the opening page. Do with this what you will, or why not tell them there are manuals on Americans and Germans? After all, Haynes has taken the automotive world by storm. Now, they’re globe-trotting and no stone is left unturned. There’s even a manual on the British…
How to Personalise “The French” Book
Personalise with any name up to 12 characters, and a personal message of two lines, up to 80 characters.
Check your personalisation: accents and other symbols cannot be used unless otherwise stated. Please be advised our Haynes spoofs are not the same size as Haynes car manuals. The books are personalised parody guides and measure 20.2 x 15.1 x 0.8cm (L x W x D).
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Eddie Dixon23 Nov 2018
Taking the Mick out of the french brilliant was laughing for ages
Yay we got it right in the end my grandson is only two and six months and he has actually said I love my book with dinosaurs.its lovely for little ones colours of the pictures are lovely as well as the meaning full story .it's worked out as a expensive book for me but that was down to predicted spelling of his name wrong twice ,so I am sooo pleased he loves it .
- Mrs Diane Richards
Samantha1 Jun 2020
OMG!!! 100% must buy!!!!!
OMG!!!! Amazing book, can’t wait to give to to my niece for her birthday. She is going to love it.
Jacqueline B1 Jun 2020
A lovely book
A lovely book. My nephew loved it.
Sav Tibbs1 Jun 2020
60th Birthday Present
Bought this book for my brother and he he loved it. Brilliant service arrived on time even with all the restrictions of COVID.
Will use them again👍
Valerie Stenson1 Jun 2020
Excellent service
Excellent service. Extremely pleased with the product
David Emmott1 Jun 2020
You are contacting the donee of the…
You are contacting the donee of the gift not me the donor who ordered and paid for it!!!! Nat happy at that
Gary Hannah1 Jun 2020
Perfect for story time
The book is fantastic a very high quality finish. Very pleased with how well designed this book is it’s 10 ⭐️
Fleur McCarten1 Jun 2020
GREAT PRODUCT
GREAT PRODUCT
Lauren1 Jun 2020
Quick prompt delivery
I purchased the spider man book for my nephew, the product came promptly and I was updated to its delivery progress which was helpful. The only issue that I encountered was that the website kept crashing so I had to enter the information several times and I was unable to load the picture I wanted at the back of the book, which was a shame. Other than that, good quality book which my nephew loved seeing his name in throughout.
Danusia1 Jun 2020
Birthday present
Came on time and very pleased with product. Hoping my husband will be too. I'm sure he will
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