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Personalised Haynes Explains “The French” Manual

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Haynes car manufacturers help you understand “The French” in this spoof manual!

  • Your chosen name appears on the cover
  • Write a special message on the title page
  • Name appears at top of every page
  • Hardback official spoof Haynes manual
  • Add a luxury gift box for a thoughtful finishing touch

You have to admire the French. First of all, there’s Coco Chanel and Brie. On the other hand, there’s Napoleon and the smell of Brie. This is better explained in the Personalised Haynes Explains “The French” Manual, here to help anyone understand French culture, cuisine and why the French believe they are always right. Clearly written by a Brit, this tongue-in-cheek guide is drunk with humour, (probably not Bourgeon, but perhaps a stout ale) and will make the old produce a glistening tear whilst the young will wonder, what on earth did the French ever do for Brits to write this?

It’s perfectly suitable for any individual who enjoys a bit of superior toilet humour. The book itself even features their name on the cover, along the top of each page and also features a message from yours truly on the opening page. Do with this what you will, or why not tell them there are manuals on Americans and Germans? After all, Haynes has taken the automotive world by storm. Now, they’re globe-trotting and no stone is left unturned. There’s even a manual on the British…

How to Personalise “The French” Book

Personalise with any name up to 12 characters, and a personal message of two lines, up to 80 characters.

Check your personalisation: accents and other symbols cannot be used unless otherwise stated.  Please be advised our Haynes spoofs are not the same size as Haynes car manuals. The books are personalised parody guides and measure 20.2 x 15.1 x 0.8cm (L x W x D).

 

ISBN 978-1-78271-903-8

151mm
Haynes Explains the French
202mm

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Rated 4.5 out of 5

based on 2 reviews

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Helen Maxwell Trustpilot product review 4 star rating 16 Jun 2020

Present for son. Good read, but book alot smaller than I expected and an actual hayes manuel.

Eddie Dixon Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 23 Nov 2018

Taking the Mick out of the french brilliant was laughing for ages

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Book arrived on time and was as described,very satisfied.

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Susan Press Trustpilot product review 1 star rating 19 Sep 2020

Considering it was for an 80 year old…

Considering it was for an 80 year old man,the text was so small even with a magnifying glass you still had trouble trying to read it.

Mrs M Spence Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 19 Sep 2020

Was slightly disappointed with the size…

Was slightly disappointed with the size of print for our message otherwise a lovely gift.

Zakariyya Trustpilot product review 1 star rating 19 Sep 2020

Very disappointed in the purchase

Very disappointed in the purchase. Very poor customer service and was told a bunch of lies.

Margaret Phillips Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 19 Sep 2020

Lovely book quick service I would…

Lovely book quick service I would recommend for that special gift

Leanne Tomlinson Trustpilot product review 3 star rating 19 Sep 2020

I brought the burnley newspaper…

I brought the burnley newspaper clipping book and to be honest, it’s not worth £50 at all! All the clippings are tiny too small to read so I would not recommend this book to anyone.

Juliet Fonseca Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 18 Sep 2020

Out of this world

This book is great! The graphics are so good !! Can’t wait to give it to the birthday boy!

Alexis Trustpilot product review 4 star rating 18 Sep 2020

The website is a bit confusing

The website is a bit confusing when inputting your information. I wish it had a preview of what it would look like but I just went off the photos they already had listed.

crissy haynes Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 18 Sep 2020

going to be the best gift I could give…

going to be the best gift I could give my nephew!

Susan Huzzey Trustpilot product review 1 star rating 18 Sep 2020

Excellent service

Excellent service from this organisation. The book for my grandson is beautiful and he will love it. The package was safely delivered in excellent condition.

Mike Bath Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 17 Sep 2020

Unique gift idea!

A very different kind of gift, nicely packaged and presented. A great gift idea for the person who has everything! Fast shipment in addition. Recipient was absolutely delighted. Highly recommend.

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