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Haynes car manufacturers help you understand “The French” in this spoof manual!
Your chosen name appears on the cover
Write a special message on the title page
Name appears at top of every page
Hardback official spoof Haynes manual
Add a luxury gift box for a thoughtful finishing touch
You have to admire the French. First of all, there’s Coco Chanel and Brie. On the other hand, there’s Napoleon and the smell of Brie. This is better explained in the Personalised Haynes Explains “The French” Manual, here to help anyone understand French culture, cuisine and why the French believe they are always right. Clearly written by a Brit, this tongue-in-cheek guide is drunk with humour, (probably not Bourgeon, but perhaps a stout ale) and will make the old produce a glistening tear whilst the young will wonder, what on earth did the French ever do for Brits to write this?
It’s perfectly suitable for any individual who enjoys a bit of superior toilet humour. The book itself even features their name on the cover, along the top of each page and also features a message from yours truly on the opening page. Do with this what you will, or why not tell them there are manuals on Americans and Germans? After all, Haynes has taken the automotive world by storm. Now, they’re globe-trotting and no stone is left unturned. There’s even a manual on the British…
How to Personalise “The French” Book
Personalise with any name up to 12 characters, and a personal message of two lines, up to 80 characters.
Check your personalisation: accents and other symbols cannot be used unless otherwise stated. Please be advised our Haynes spoofs are not the same size as Haynes car manuals. The books are personalised parody guides and measure 20.2 x 15.1 x 0.8cm (L x W x D).
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Eddie Dixon23 November
Taking the Mick out of the french brilliant was laughing for ages
Beautiful book my grandson will love it, wish I had ordered the hard back. Well recommended will use again.
- Ann
Morag Blair16 October
Great company to deal with
Great company to deal with and the books are lovely. I have bought several books , all of them were lovely and were well received. I would recommend buying from this company.
Irene Grayson16 October
Better than I expected was really…
Better than I expected was really pleased my grandson will love it
andrea mcallister16 October
Books are amazing,got them for my 2…
Books are amazing,got them for my 2 nieces for xmas,and loved the wee touch that I could put photo of us in the book, I'm big on getting these kinds of books for the girls, they will love them,and it's a great keepsake to treasure
Lorraine Evans16 October
Great service and quick delivery
Great service and quick delivery
Sonia Greenaway16 October
I chose the hardback book and I wasn't…
I chose the hardback book and I wasn't disappointed. It was lovely to see the little ones name appear throughout the story and the pic at the end made it special. A lovely keepsake
claire baxter16 October
Brilliant
Great products. My son was thrilled to have himself in one of his favourite characters stories. And to see his own photo in the back too was deffo a surprise to him. He loves it! Deffo recommend for a great gift with a personal touch!
tina harman16 October
Was very pleased with the book but a…
Was very pleased with the book but a bit disappointed that I paid for a box and it didn’t come in a box came in and let envelope but the book was okay thank you
Lesley Swain15 October
Really pleased well illustrated my…
Really pleased well illustrated my granddaughter will love it
Pettman15 October
A great gift for anyone.
A great gift for anyone.
elaine nicholas14 October
absolutely awesome book
absolutely awesome book, my 7yr old grandson is going to be delighted to read about himself with his superheroes!
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