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Haynes car manufacturers help you understand “The French” in this spoof manual!
Your chosen name appears on the cover
Write a special message on the title page
Name appears at top of every page
Hardback official spoof Haynes manual
Add a luxury gift box for a thoughtful finishing touch
You have to admire the French. First of all, there’s Coco Chanel and Brie. On the other hand, there’s Napoleon and the smell of Brie. This is better explained in the Personalised Haynes Explains “The French” Manual, here to help anyone understand French culture, cuisine and why the French believe they are always right. Clearly written by a Brit, this tongue-in-cheek guide is drunk with humour, (probably not Bourgeon, but perhaps a stout ale) and will make the old produce a glistening tear whilst the young will wonder, what on earth did the French ever do for Brits to write this?
It’s perfectly suitable for any individual who enjoys a bit of superior toilet humour. The book itself even features their name on the cover, along the top of each page and also features a message from yours truly on the opening page. Do with this what you will, or why not tell them there are manuals on Americans and Germans? After all, Haynes has taken the automotive world by storm. Now, they’re globe-trotting and no stone is left unturned. There’s even a manual on the British…
How to Personalise “The French” Book
Personalise with any name up to 12 characters, and a personal message of two lines, up to 80 characters.
Check your personalisation: accents and other symbols cannot be used unless otherwise stated. Please be advised our Haynes spoofs are not the same size as Haynes car manuals. The books are personalised parody guides and measure 20.2 x 15.1 x 0.8cm (L x W x D).
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Eddie Dixon23 November
Taking the Mick out of the french brilliant was laughing for ages
Many Thanks For My Haynes Manual On Marriage, Great Fun Item.
- Paul Tothill
Cynthia Calton19 July
present for those who have everything!
Good little book that made a unique present for a couple who have everything!M
Very quick delivery
Very quick delivery
Brilliant product, well received from the recipient! Really fast delivery too, very impressed :)
Roberta Zukelic17 July
Excellent quality children’s book
Excellent quality children’s book, delivery was quick, surprised to have my granddaughters name mentioned so much throughout the book, she will love this personalized beauty and the beast gift book as a delightful story and giftsake
Andrea Addison17 July
The book looks exactly as we hoped
The book looks exactly as we hoped. We have purchased another for another family member who was delighted with it and hope that this new version will delight my young great nephew as much on his 18th birthday
Auntie Liz Cosgrove16 July
great but smaller than expected
Excellent book but beware it’s smaller than a Hayes manual size so that was a bit if a surprise. But looks great. Very fast delivery
Fantastic authentic product
Fantastic authentic product . Can’t wait to give the newspaper to my mum for her birthday .
Mr Bennett16 July
Beautifully presented product
Beautifully presented product, all as described and arrived on time
Terence Harrington16 July
Well presented item
Well presented item, quick delivery and value for money.