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Personalised Haynes Explains “The French” Manual

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Haynes car manufacturers help you understand “The French” in this spoof manual!

  • Your chosen name appears on the cover
  • Write a special message on the title page
  • Name appears at top of every page
  • Hardback official spoof Haynes manual
  • Add a luxury gift box for a thoughtful finishing touch

You have to admire the French. First of all, there’s Coco Chanel and Brie. On the other hand, there’s Napoleon and the smell of Brie. This is better explained in the Personalised Haynes Explains “The French” Manual, here to help anyone understand French culture, cuisine and why the French believe they are always right. Clearly written by a Brit, this tongue-in-cheek guide is drunk with humour, (probably not Bourgeon, but perhaps a stout ale) and will make the old produce a glistening tear whilst the young will wonder, what on earth did the French ever do for Brits to write this?

It’s perfectly suitable for any individual who enjoys a bit of superior toilet humour. The book itself even features their name on the cover, along the top of each page and also features a message from yours truly on the opening page. Do with this what you will, or why not tell them there are manuals on Americans and Germans? After all, Haynes has taken the automotive world by storm. Now, they’re globe-trotting and no stone is left unturned. There’s even a manual on the British…

How to Personalise “The French” Book

Personalise with any name up to 12 characters, and a personal message of two lines, up to 80 characters.

Check your personalisation: accents and other symbols cannot be used unless otherwise stated.  Please be advised our Haynes spoofs are not the same size as Haynes car manuals. The books are personalised parody guides and measure 20.2 x 15.1 x 0.8cm (L x W x D).

 

ISBN 978-1-78271-903-8

202mm
151mm
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We’re constantly researching new materials to create more personalised books, so what you think matters! Tell us your feedback. From finding the book you were looking for to how easy your chosen book was to personalise – every little detail is important, so we can perfect your shopping experience the next time you return!

Eddie Dixon Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 23 November

Taking the Mick out of the french brilliant was laughing for ages

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jao Trustpilot product review 4 star rating 15 February

Sent to Granddaughter over 500 miles…

Sent to Granddaughter over 500 miles away, have not seen the book, so not really sure how to rate the book since I've not seen it and won't see it for several more months, she is 5 years old and said she liked it and that's all I can say to date.

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Excellent worth buying

Excellent worth buying

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Being personalised makes it that bit extra special

Delivery was so fast and the book is excellent! being personalised just makes it that little bit extra special.

Kizzy Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 15 February

Ordered this book for 18th birthday…

Ordered this book for 18th birthday really pleased with presentation content and delivery.

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