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Personalised Haynes Explains “Germans” Manual

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Delivery InformationFrom: Thu 28th May

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Haynes car manufacturers help you understand “The Germans” in this spoof manual!

  • Your chosen name appears on the cover
  • Write a special message on the title page
  • Name appears at top of every page
  • Hardback official spoof Haynes manual
  • Add a luxury gift box for a thoughtful finishing touch

If you’re thinking of purchasing this book for anyone interested in Deutschland, the personalised Haynes Explains “Germans” manual is THE guide to understanding ‘ordung’ (which means order and if you can understand order, you will understand, the German). Since mastering the automotive world, Haynes have moved on to the autobahnen. This comedy manual delves deep into the German psyche, helping the reader understand everything from German cuisine to saving you money on the German model.

Written just like a Haynes car manual, this personalised edition is wrought with British humour. The individual’s name even features on the cover and along the top of each page. After all, the Germans appreciate order and a finite detail such as personalising one’s own manual on Germans is very fitting. You can also add a special message which will appear on the opening page. Why not tell them they’ll be enjoying a little schadenfreude at the German expense? Trust us, the British manual is much more scathing…

How to Personalise “The Germans” Manual

Personalise with any name up to 12 characters, and a personal message of two lines, up to 80 characters.

Check your personalisation: accents and other symbols cannot be used unless otherwise stated. Please be advised our Haynes spoofs are not the same size as Haynes car manuals. The books are personalised parody guides and measure 20.2 x 15.1 x 0.8cm (L x W x D).

ISBN 978-1-78271-904-5

151mm
germans
202mm
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