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Personalised Haynes Explains “Germans” Manual

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Delivery InformationFrom: Tue 23rd Jul

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Haynes car manufacturers help you understand “The Germans” in this spoof manual!

  • Your chosen name appears on the cover
  • Write a special message on the title page
  • Name appears at top of every page
  • Hardback official spoof Haynes manual
  • Add a luxury gift box for a thoughtful finishing touch

If you’re thinking of purchasing this book for anyone interested in Deutschland, the personalised Haynes Explains “Germans” manual is THE guide to understanding ‘ordung’ (which means order and if you can understand order, you will understand, the German). Since mastering the automotive world, Haynes have moved on to the autobahnen. This comedy manual delves deep into the German psyche, helping the reader understand everything from German cuisine to saving you money on the German model.

Written just like a Haynes car manual, this personalised edition is wrought with British humour. The individual’s name even features on the cover and along the top of each page. After all, the Germans appreciate order and a finite detail such as personalising one’s own manual on Germans is very fitting. You can also add a special message which will appear on the opening page. Why not tell them they’ll be enjoying a little schadenfreude at the German expense? Trust us, the British manual is much more scathing…

How to Personalise “The Germans” Manual

Personalise with any name up to 12 characters, and a personal message of two lines, up to 80 characters.

Check your personalisation: accents and other symbols cannot be used unless otherwise stated. Please be advised our Haynes spoofs are not the same size as Haynes car manuals. The books are personalised parody guides and measure 20.2 x 15.1 x 0.8cm (L x W x D).

ISBN 978-1-78271-904-5

151mm
germans
202mm
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Fab book, easy to order, fast delivery.

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Emma Trustpilot product review 1 star rating 20 July

Ordered the personalised hardback book but it fell apart within 1 day

Ordered the personalised hardback Thomas and Friends book last week for my sons 2nd birthday. It arrived this week and although the book is lovely the quality is terrible. We read it twice and 4 of the pages have come loose from the book! We now can’t read it anymore and certainly can’t let him look at it. We are thoroughly disappointed particularly as it’s not a cheap item. Expected more and want to make sure people know what to expect if they buy from this company!!

Lynne Thomas-Hill Trustpilot product review 2 star rating 20 July

priority postage really isn’t worth it !!

Paid for priority postage 10 pound so would arrive in time for my daughters birthday it didn’t my husband had waited in for two days for the delivery no calling was ever left Dispite their assurances delivery had be attempted we had to arrange another delivery 3 days after my daughters birthday!!

Debbie Nelson Trustpilot product review 2 star rating 20 July

A5 size

A5 size, I know apparently it's in the description. Poor quality paper. Still haven't got the gift box. I spent 23 quid on this...not worth it at all.

Carol Clark Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 20 July

Happy customer

Lovely presentation and good quality. Definitely would recommend and use again.

Paul Tothill Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 19 July

Many Thanks

Many Thanks For My Haynes Manual On Marriage, Great Fun Item.

Cynthia Calton Trustpilot product review 4 star rating 19 July

present for those who have everything!

Good little book that made a unique present for a couple who have everything!M

RS Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 18 July

Very quick delivery

Very quick delivery

Sophie Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 18 July

Brilliant product

Brilliant product, well received from the recipient! Really fast delivery too, very impressed :)

Roberta Zukelic Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 17 July

Excellent quality children’s book

Excellent quality children’s book, delivery was quick, surprised to have my granddaughters name mentioned so much throughout the book, she will love this personalized beauty and the beast gift book as a delightful story and giftsake

Andrea Addison Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 17 July

The book looks exactly as we hoped

The book looks exactly as we hoped. We have purchased another for another family member who was delighted with it and hope that this new version will delight my young great nephew as much on his 18th birthday

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