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Personalised Haynes Explains the French

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Haynes car manufacturers help you understand “The French” in this spoof manual!

  • Your chosen name appears on the cover
  • Write a special message on the title page
  • Name appears at top of every page
  • Hardback official spoof Haynes manual
  • Add a luxury gift box for a thoughtful finishing touch

You have to admire the French. First of all, there’s Coco Chanel and Brie. On the other hand, there’s Napoleon and the smell of Brie. This is better explained in the Personalised Haynes Explains “The French” Manual, here to help anyone understand French culture, cuisine and why the French believe they are always right. Clearly written by a Brit, this tongue-in-cheek guide is drunk with humour, (probably not Bourgeon, but perhaps a stout ale) and will make the old produce a glistening tear whilst the young will wonder, what on earth did the French ever do for Brits to write this?

It’s perfectly suitable for any individual who enjoys a bit of superior toilet humour. The book itself even features their name on the cover, along the top of each page and also features a message from yours truly on the opening page. Do with this what you will, or why not tell them there are manuals on Americans and Germans? After all, Haynes has taken the automotive world by storm. Now, they’re globe-trotting and no stone is left unturned. There’s even a manual on the British…

How to Personalise “The French” Book

Personalise with any name up to 12 characters, and a personal message of two lines, up to 80 characters.

Further Information

Check your personalisation: accents and other symbols cannot be used unless otherwise stated.  Please be advised our Haynes spoofs are not the same size as Haynes car manuals. The books are personalised parody guides and measure 20.2 x 15.1 x 0.8cm (L x W x D).

ISBN 978-1-78271-903-8

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Rated 4.5 out of 5

based on 2 reviews

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Helen Maxwell16 Jun 2020

Present for son. Good read, but book alot smaller than I expected and an actual hayes manuel.

Eddie Dixon23 Nov 2018

Taking the Mick out of the french brilliant was laughing for ages

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Testimonials

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From ordering to delivery there were absolutely no problems. It was a seamless process. I could not fault it

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Mrs Denise Summersall 16 Apr 2022

I made a typo error in size of font (…

I made a typo error in size of font ( just one letter) really spoilt message. It would of been nice if it had been picked up and amended.

Clare76# 16 Apr 2022

Really pleased,my dad will love it

Really pleased,my dad will love it

Taylor Muscarello 15 Apr 2022

LOVE my book

LOVE my book! Will order more books from this site in the future.

ANITA 15 Apr 2022

Book arrived in a matter of days & well…

Book arrived in a matter of days & well packaged.

customer 15 Apr 2022

Perfect book

Perfect book, so nicely written and the pictures are perfect.

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