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Haynes car manufacturers help you understand “Americans” in this spoof manual!
Your chosen name appears on the cover
Write a special message on the title page
Name appears at top of every page
Hardback official spoof Haynes manual
Add a luxury gift box for a thoughtful finishing touch
It’s not easy being American. It’s so confusing that Haynes has created a spoof guide to help everyone comprehend just what’s going on. Yes, Haynes car manufacturers have swapped cars for the mystery that is the USA and this personalised Haynes Explains Americans manual is a gift of British comedy. Sure, the usual flowcharts and diagrams are in there, echoing Haynes’ iconic ‘strip-down and rebuild’ books, but there’s also incredibly useful advice: “If a friend asks you to lend them money for plastic surgery, think carefully. You won’t know who to look for to get your money back.”.
Ripe with British humour on every page, this book can be personalised with the individual’s name on the cover and featured along the top of each page. As you can add a message on the title page, how about leaving the recipient with this unnerving thought: “Americans… believe that British people still sit around in bowler hats having tea and cucumber sandwiches at exactly 4pm.”. Actually, most of us are still at work by 4pm but from 5pm, it’s happy hour all around.
How to Personalise the “Americans” Manual
Personalise with any name up to 12 characters, and a personal message of two lines, up to 80 characters.
Check your personalisation: accents and other symbols cannot be used unless otherwise stated. Please be advised our Haynes spoofs are not the same size as Haynes car manuals. The books are personalised parody guides and measure 20.2 x 15.1 x 0.8cm (L x W x D).
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May Cropley12 Dec 2018
The personalised books are a wonderful way of giving a truly personal gift to someone
Yay we got it right in the end my grandson is only two and six months and he has actually said I love my book with dinosaurs.its lovely for little ones colours of the pictures are lovely as well as the meaning full story .it's worked out as a expensive book for me but that was down to predicted spelling of his name wrong twice ,so I am sooo pleased he loves it .
- Mrs Diane Richards
Samantha1 Jun 2020
OMG!!! 100% must buy!!!!!
OMG!!!! Amazing book, can’t wait to give to to my niece for her birthday. She is going to love it.
Jacqueline B1 Jun 2020
A lovely book
A lovely book. My nephew loved it.
Sav Tibbs1 Jun 2020
60th Birthday Present
Bought this book for my brother and he he loved it. Brilliant service arrived on time even with all the restrictions of COVID.
Will use them again👍
Valerie Stenson1 Jun 2020
Excellent service. Extremely pleased with the product
David Emmott1 Jun 2020
You are contacting the donee of the…
You are contacting the donee of the gift not me the donor who ordered and paid for it!!!! Nat happy at that
Gary Hannah1 Jun 2020
Perfect for story time
The book is fantastic a very high quality finish. Very pleased with how well designed this book is it’s 10 ⭐️
Fleur McCarten1 Jun 2020
Lauren1 Jun 2020
Quick prompt delivery
I purchased the spider man book for my nephew, the product came promptly and I was updated to its delivery progress which was helpful. The only issue that I encountered was that the website kept crashing so I had to enter the information several times and I was unable to load the picture I wanted at the back of the book, which was a shame. Other than that, good quality book which my nephew loved seeing his name in throughout.
Danusia1 Jun 2020
Came on time and very pleased with product. Hoping my husband will be too. I'm sure he will