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This personalised spoof Haynes manual features your chosen name on the cover, and makes a funny marriage themed gift!
Your chosen name appears on the cover
Write a special message on the title page
Name appears at top of every page
Hardback official spoof Haynes manual
Add a luxury gift box for a thoughtful finishing touch
If you have ever owned a car or other vehicle, you are probably already familiar with the Haynes Owners Workshop Manual books. This book is like that, only its diagrams, tips and advice serve as a light-hearted guide to marriage, rather than car maintenance! The Haynes marriage manual is a hilarious parody in the classic Haynes style, and can be a great gift for newlyweds, or as an anniversary gift for your own spouse!
This book is personalised to feature the name of the person you are buying it for on the cover and at the top of each page, and you can also add a personal message to the title page.
How to Personalise Your Haynes Marriage Manual
Personalise with any name up to 12 characters, and a personal message of two lines, up to 80 characters.
Check your personalisation: accents and other symbols cannot be used unless otherwise stated. Please be advised our Haynes spoofs are not the same size as Haynes car manuals. The books are personalised parody guides and measure 20.2 x 15.1 x 0.8cm (L x W x D).
In The Book wouldn’t be here without its terrific customers. That’s why we care about what you have to say.
We’re constantly researching new materials to create more personalised books, so what you think matters! Tell us your feedback. From finding the book you were looking for to how easy your chosen book was to personalise – every little detail is important, so we can perfect your shopping experience the next time you return!
Sue6 Aug 2020
Mary Bason3 Apr 2020
Bought for a present
Margaret Donaldson27 Mar 2020
Good fun item. Good quality and service. Maybe blame the corona virus for delivery being one day late?0
Customer17 Mar 2020
Just what we wanted
Jo-Jo4 Mar 2020
Not much for the personalised message, but great product and the couple we purchased it for, thought it was great.
Christine Whittle25 Feb 2020
Karen France21 Feb 2020
Perfect as a gift with box but a little expensive for what it is.
I inspected The Book when it was delivered and I truly liked it and it is going to make a great Christmas gift for my wife who is the #1 Kobe and Laker Fan!.
Thank you for a Great Product!
- Presley Vann
Lisa Carney27 Sep 2020
Quick and easy
Quick and easy! Delivery was fast. I would use this company again.
O J Humberstone27 Sep 2020
Our grandson loved the personalised…
Our grandson loved the personalised book which was a lovely story, balanced with facts and fiction.
Michael Beeston27 Sep 2020
Bought this book for my father in law…
Bought this book for my father in law and he chuckled all the way through. Would highly recommend
Brandon Johnson27 Sep 2020
Quick and awesome!
Quick and awesome!
Lorraine Lamb27 Sep 2020
Very fast delivery
Very fast delivery, a lovely unusual gift. I’ve bought one for everyone’s birthday and they all loved them.
RandomHero27 Sep 2020
Fast delivery and excellent quality
Fast delivery and excellent quality. Will use again. Thank you.
Teri Grier27 Sep 2020
Very disappointed. I ordered a book for my grandson’s 5 birthday and had it sent directly to his home in another state. It never arrived! When I inquired they sent me an email from Linda in the United Kingdom with a screenshot of the tracking code stating that it was delivered. I’ve contacted the post office and it was delivered to another address and isn’t retrievable. I’ve called the company and asked for a call back and also sent additional emails without response. If you want something from this company, don’t have it shipped directly as a gift and don’t rely on customer service to address any issues. I’m out my money and a lot of time and have had to quickly find an alternative gift for my grandson’s fifth birthday. Very disappointing!!!
TCT26 Sep 2020
This was a great gift. The personalization made it even more special. Well made, great packaging
Carol26 Sep 2020
I thought it was going to be in book…
I thought it was going to be in book form
Dear Mr Hinchliffe26 Sep 2020
As the sender,I understand it was very…
As the sender,I understand it was very well received ... thank you!