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This personalised spoof Haynes manual features your chosen name on the cover, and makes a funny marriage themed gift!
Your chosen name appears on the cover
Write a special message on the title page
Name appears at top of every page
Hardback official spoof Haynes manual
Add a luxury gift box for a thoughtful finishing touch
If you have ever owned a car or other vehicle, you are probably already familiar with the Haynes Owners Workshop Manual books. This book is like that, only its diagrams, tips and advice serve as a light-hearted guide to marriage, rather than car maintenance! The Haynes marriage manual is a hilarious parody in the classic Haynes style, and can be a great gift for newlyweds, or as an anniversary gift for your own spouse!
This book is personalised to feature the name of the person you are buying it for on the cover and at the top of each page, and you can also add a personal message to the title page.
How to Personalise
Personalise with any name up to 12 characters, and a personal message of two lines, up to 80 characters.
Check your personalisation: accents and other symbols cannot be used unless otherwise stated. Please be advised our Haynes spoofs are not the same size as Haynes car manuals. The books are personalised parody guides and measure 20.2 x 15.1 x 0.8cm (L x W x D).
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Margaret Donaldson27 Mar 2020
Good fun item. Good quality and service. Maybe blame the corona virus for delivery being one day late?0
Customer17 Mar 2020
Just what we wanted
Jo-Jo4 Mar 2020
Not much for the personalised message, but great product and the couple we purchased it for, thought it was great.
Christine Whittle25 Feb 2020
Karen France21 Feb 2020
Perfect as a gift with box but a little expensive for what it is.
Lyn Smith19 Feb 2020
A great gift for our friends’ anniversary
Rosemary Carmichael 12 Feb 2020
Fun present for my husband.
William FLYNN4 Feb 2020
Laura McBride19 Jan 2020
Great item, brilliant quality and my husband loves it. Thank you 😃😃
Marie Moran5 Jan 2020
Funny & entertaining
We are of the age that Hayes Manuals were almost biblical