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Personalised Haynes Explains Pensioners

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This hilarious spoof owners manual from Haynes features the recipient’s name on the cover, and makes a great retirement gift!

  • Your chosen name appears on the cover
  • Write a special message on the title page
  • Name appears at top of every page
  • Hardback official spoof Haynes manual
  • Add a luxury gift box for a thoughtful finishing touch

If someone you love is approaching pension age, then this funny Haynes Owners Workshop Manual explaining pensioners could be the hilarious gift you are looking for! Filled with diagrams and jokes, this spoof of a classic Haynes vehicle manual deals with all of the funny aspects to getting older, and can make for a great gift for retirement or a birthday.

When you personalise a copy of Haynes Explains Pensioners, your chosen name will appear both on the cover, and at the top of every page. You can also add your own greeting or message to the title page.

How to Personalise

Personalise with any name up to 12 characters, and a personal message of two lines, up to 80 characters.

Check your personalisation: accents and other symbols cannot be used unless otherwise stated. Please be advised our Haynes spoofs are not the same size as Haynes car manuals. The books are personalised parody guides and measure 20.2 x 15.1 x 0.8cm (L x W x D).

ISBN 978-1-78597-719-0

151mm
haynes pensioners flat
202mm
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20th December - 27th December
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Product Reviews

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Rated 4.4 out of 5

based on 60 reviews

In The Book wouldn’t be here without its terrific customers. That’s why we care about what you have to say.

We’re constantly researching new materials to create more personalised books, so what you think matters! Tell us your feedback. From finding the book you were looking for to how easy your chosen book was to personalise – every little detail is important, so we can perfect your shopping experience the next time you return!

Helen Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 12 December

This is the perfect gift for the retired car fanatic who has everything. It's A5 size not A4 like the real Haynes books but is fab. Gift box is worth getting too.

Carole Trustpilot product review 3 star rating 10 December

I thought it would be full Haynes size and have more content for the price and the gift box was extortionate

Lesley White Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 24 November

A quirky gift for someone who has everything and is difficult to buy for.

Christine Joyce Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 24 November

Excellent product, funny content.

wendy johnson Trustpilot product review 1 star rating 22 November

Not value for money,very misleading as to the contents,disappointed.

  • In the Book Team 23 November

    Thank you for your review.

    We are very sorry to hear that you are disappointed with your purchase.

    With these particular Books we do try our best to show what you will be receiving before the product is purchased. We have an image under the product description with the measurements shown in millimeters and under ‘How To Personalise’ we state – “Please be advised our Haynes spoofs are not the same size as Haynes car manuals. The books are personalised parody guides and measure 20.2 x 15.1 x 0.8cm (L x W x D).”

    Thank you again for taking your time to review this Book. We do appreciate your valuable feedback and we will pass this across to the relevant department to look into.

    Kind Regards
    The In The Book Team

  • wendy johnson 23 November

    Thank you for your promot reply, however i do find this book bad value for money anc misleading.

Phil B Trustpilot product review 4 star rating 21 November

Couldn’t give 5 ⭐️ as bit of a hiccup on delivery 📦 and product smaller than anticipated , imagined true sized Haynes Manual, HOWEVER, beautifully put together and gift box etc made up for this and overall very satisfied, would order from here again

Mr George Patiniotis Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 21 November

Wish you had more of a variety.

Catherine Murray Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 20 November

Great book highly recommend husband loves it

Joy Rooke Trustpilot product review 4 star rating 20 November

Book looks okay at a glance, its for a Birthday present for my husband. Just a unusual present to get for a man who has everything he needs!!!

Jacqueline M Veale Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 19 November

Good idea. Lovely book. Good value and very quick delivery.

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Rugby on this day

Prompt service very pleased with book

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