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Personalised Haynes Explains Pensioners

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Delivery InformationFrom: Tue 2nd Jun

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This hilarious spoof owners manual from Haynes features the recipient’s name on the cover, and makes a great retirement gift!

  • Your chosen name appears on the cover
  • Write a special message on the title page
  • Name appears at top of every page
  • Hardback official spoof Haynes manual
  • Add a luxury gift box for a thoughtful finishing touch

If someone you love is approaching pension age, then this funny Haynes Owners Workshop Manual explaining pensioners could be the hilarious gift you are looking for! Filled with diagrams and jokes, this spoof of a classic Haynes vehicle manual deals with all of the funny aspects to getting older, and can make for a great gift for retirement or a birthday.

When you personalise a copy of Haynes Explains Pensioners, your chosen name will appear both on the cover, and at the top of every page. You can also add your own greeting or message to the title page.

How to Personalise

Personalise with any name up to 12 characters, and a personal message of two lines, up to 80 characters.

Check your personalisation: accents and other symbols cannot be used unless otherwise stated. Please be advised our Haynes spoofs are not the same size as Haynes car manuals. The books are personalised parody guides and measure 20.2 x 15.1 x 0.8cm (L x W x D).

ISBN 978-1-78597-719-0

151mm
haynes pensioners flat
202mm

See what our customers have to say

Rated 4.3 out of 5

based on 116 reviews

In The Book wouldn’t be here without its terrific customers. That’s why we care about what you have to say.

We’re constantly researching new materials to create more personalised books, so what you think matters! Tell us your feedback. From finding the book you were looking for to how easy your chosen book was to personalise – every little detail is important, so we can perfect your shopping experience the next time you return!

Beverley Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 11 May 2020

Hubby nit seen it yet as its his 60th Birthday present

Roger Tibenham Trustpilot product review 4 star rating 4 May 2020

Does what it says on the tin🙂

Margaret Milner Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 30 Apr 2020

We haven't given this book to the 'birthday boy' yet but we do expect a really good reation, nicely presented item . I am pleased with the purchase.

Mary Bason Trustpilot product review 4 star rating 3 Apr 2020

Bought for a present

Tina Trustpilot product review 4 star rating 19 Mar 2020

Pages seamed a little thin .

Karen Aspinall Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 23 Jan 2020

Good quality and lots of content

Penny West Trustpilot product review 4 star rating 20 Jan 2020

Book was excellent, if a little pricey. Company was useless.

Martin T Trustpilot product review 4 star rating 18 Jan 2020

Wasn’t as humorous as made out to br

Rick Siffleet Trustpilot product review 4 star rating 31 Dec 2019

A good 20 minute giggle but much smaller than I expected and would have liked.

Stephen Eke Trustpilot product review 1 star rating 9 Dec 2019

Not worth £15 paid. A5 size and thin

  • In the Book Team 3 Jan 2020

    Thank you for your review.

    We are sorry to hear that you are not completely satisfied with your order with us.

    On the product page prior to purchasing the book, within the description of the item we do state ‘Please be advised our Haynes spoofs are not the same size as Haynes car manuals. The books are personalised parody guides and measure 20.2 x 15.1 x 0.8cm (L x W x D)’ and we show an image of the book with the measurements next to this.

    We do try to show as this clear as possible before the book is ordered as this is our personalised version however will pass all your feedback onto the team as can appreciate you were a little disappointed and we thank you for taking your time to leave a review.

    If you need to contact the customer service team please do on 0330 058 0403 or contact@inthebook.com

    Kind Regards,
    The In The Book Team

Testimonials

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The book was exactly as advertised.

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Ron East Trustpilot product review 3 star rating 30 May 2020

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The font size was not very good for a young child to read, it was too 'fussy',. Also the child's name was not mentioned enough.

Bryan DeLaCruz Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 30 May 2020

Good experience.

Good experience.

katie harper Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 30 May 2020

wonderful fast shipping my grandson…

wonderful fast shipping my grandson loved it i will ordgreater one for all my grandchildren

Veronica Maggio Trustpilot product review 1 star rating 30 May 2020

Very disappointed

Very disappointed with how they deal with complaints. Poor service

mavis smith Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 30 May 2020

My order came through very quickly and…

My order came through very quickly and the friend we gave it to for a birthday gift was extremely pleased with it. It was lovely. Very many thanks.

customer Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 29 May 2020

Excellent service beautiful book very…

Excellent service beautiful book very special 1st Burthday Book a real treasure

Adam Trustpilot product review 2 star rating 29 May 2020

Not interested in full customer satisfaction

Uploading a photo on the inset of the book was one the features that made me purchase the book, but this did not upload as I found out when the book came through late! Slightly disappointed they didn’t offer a reprint as a goodwill gesture for full customer satisfaction. The book was one of a number of presents for a 5 year old. So seeing her pic on the book would have made all the difference

Tammi Clark Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 29 May 2020

Purchased as a gift

Purchased as a gift. Delivered earlier than expected, it turned out to be an awesome addition to a true baseball fan’s collection. Embossing was perfect, book was exactly what we expected.

Phillippa Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 29 May 2020

The book is great Great gift

The book is great . Thank you. Perhaps we have chosen a larger file photograph

Kerry Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 29 May 2020

Amazing!

Amazing quality, worth every penny.

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