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Personalised Haynes Explains Pensioners

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Delivery InformationFrom: Mon 21st Oct

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This hilarious spoof owners manual from Haynes features the recipient’s name on the cover, and makes a great retirement gift!

  • Your chosen name appears on the cover
  • Write a special message on the title page
  • Name appears at top of every page
  • Hardback official spoof Haynes manual
  • Add a luxury gift box for a thoughtful finishing touch

If someone you love is approaching pension age, then this funny Haynes Owners Workshop Manual explaining pensioners could be the hilarious gift you are looking for! Filled with diagrams and jokes, this spoof of a classic Haynes vehicle manual deals with all of the funny aspects to getting older, and can make for a great gift for retirement or a birthday.

When you personalise a copy of Haynes Explains Pensioners, your chosen name will appear both on the cover, and at the top of every page. You can also add your own greeting or message to the title page.

How to Personalise

Personalise with any name up to 12 characters, and a personal message of two lines, up to 80 characters.

Check your personalisation: accents and other symbols cannot be used unless otherwise stated. Please be advised our Haynes spoofs are not the same size as Haynes car manuals. The books are personalised parody guides and measure 20.2 x 15.1 x 0.8cm (L x W x D).

ISBN 978-1-78597-719-0

151mm
haynes pensioners flat
202mm

See what our customers have to say

Rated 4.3 out of 5

based on 98 reviews

In The Book wouldn’t be here without its terrific customers. That’s why we care about what you have to say.

We’re constantly researching new materials to create more personalised books, so what you think matters! Tell us your feedback. From finding the book you were looking for to how easy your chosen book was to personalise – every little detail is important, so we can perfect your shopping experience the next time you return!

Micheal Ticehurst Trustpilot product review 3 star rating 9 October

I was disappointed that the book was approximately A5 in size, maybe I'm behind the times but my expectation was along the lines of the old Haynes manuals where all A4 in size

  • In the Book Team 10 October

    Thank you for your review.

    We are sorry to hear that you are not completely satisfied with your order with us.

    On the product page prior to purchasing the book, within the description of the item we do state ‘Please be advised our Haynes spoofs are not the same size as Haynes car manuals. The books are personalised parody guides and measure 20.2 x 15.1 x 0.8cm (L x W x D)’ and we show an image of the book with the measurements next to this.

    We do try to show as this clear as possible before the book is ordered as this is our personalised version however will pass all your feedback onto the team as can appreciate you were a little disappointed and we thank you for taking your time to leave a review.

    If you need to contact the customer service team please do on 0330 058 0403 or contact@inthebook.com

    Kind Regards,
    The In The Book Team

Trevor Jones Trustpilot product review 2 star rating 4 October

Vary small but very expensive for what it is. Worth maybe £10 maximum.

  • In the Book Team 4 October

    Thank you for your feedback.

    We are sorry to hear that you are not completely happy with your order from us.

    When ordering this item, on the product page prior to purchasing the book, within the description of the item we do state ‘Please be advised our Haynes spoofs are not the same size as Haynes car manuals. The books are personalised parody guides and measure 20.2 x 15.1 x 0.8cm (L x W x D)’ and we show an image of the book with the measurements next to this.

    We do our best to make it as clear as possible before the book is ordered as this is our personalised version however will pass all your feedback onto the team as can appreciate you were not completely satisfied with this and we thank you for taking your time to leave a review.

    If you need to contact the customer service team please do on 0330 058 0403 or contact@inthebook.com

    Kind Regards,
    The In The Book Team

Jo Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 27 September

Fantastic idea. Great present for my dad.

Elaine Thomas Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 24 September

My husband appreciated the thought. Small but perfectly formed

Marion Matthews Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 24 September

Delightful and really funny! Great for someone who has everything, or you don’t know what to buy them. Arrived in a lovely little box too. Great keepsake,

COOK Trustpilot product review 4 star rating 16 September

Its a funny little I think my dad will like it too

Madge Trustpilot product review 3 star rating 11 September

My brother enjoyed the present despite it arriving too late!

  • In the Book Team 11 September

    Thank you for your review.

    We are pleased to hear that your Brother enjoyed the Book however we are sorry to hear that this arrived later than expected.

    A member of our customer service team will be in contact with you directly as we can see the timescale given was incorrect, this is something we are currently investigating and the original delivery charges will be refunded to you due to this error.

    Once again our apologies for this and the disappointment this has caused you.

    If you require any further assistance please do not hesitate to contact 0330 058 0403 or contact@inthebook.com

    Kind Regards,
    The In The Book Team

Mrs Tebbett Trustpilot product review 4 star rating 6 August

Very funny

Gerry Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 27 July

Just the thing to wind my brother up

Ivan Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 22 July

Good value and original idea for a gift my dad. He really ‘got it’. Signed it off with ‘ex libris - yours, hoping to inherit...’.

Testimonials

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Beautiful book my grandson will love it, wish I had ordered the hard back. Well recommended will use again.

- Ann

Morag Blair Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 16 October

Great company to deal with

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Irene Grayson Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 16 October

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Books are amazing,got them for my 2…

Books are amazing,got them for my 2 nieces for xmas,and loved the wee touch that I could put photo of us in the book, I'm big on getting these kinds of books for the girls, they will love them,and it's a great keepsake to treasure

Lorraine Evans Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 16 October

Great service and quick delivery

Great service and quick delivery

Sonia Greenaway Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 16 October

I chose the hardback book and I wasn't…

I chose the hardback book and I wasn't disappointed. It was lovely to see the little ones name appear throughout the story and the pic at the end made it special. A lovely keepsake

claire baxter Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 16 October

Brilliant

Great products. My son was thrilled to have himself in one of his favourite characters stories. And to see his own photo in the back too was deffo a surprise to him. He loves it! Deffo recommend for a great gift with a personal touch!

tina harman Trustpilot product review 4 star rating 16 October

Was very pleased with the book but a…

Was very pleased with the book but a bit disappointed that I paid for a box and it didn’t come in a box came in and let envelope but the book was okay thank you

Lesley Swain Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 15 October

Really pleased well illustrated my…

Really pleased well illustrated my granddaughter will love it

Pettman Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 15 October

A great gift for anyone.

A great gift for anyone.

elaine nicholas Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 14 October

absolutely awesome book

absolutely awesome book, my 7yr old grandson is going to be delighted to read about himself with his superheroes!

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