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Personalised Haynes Explains Pensioners

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This hilarious spoof owners manual from Haynes features the recipient’s name on the cover, and makes a great retirement gift!

  • Your chosen name appears on the cover
  • Write a special message on the title page
  • Name appears at top of every page
  • Hardback official spoof Haynes manual
  • Add a luxury gift box for a thoughtful finishing touch

Like a classic car you may need more maintenance when you hit a special age. If someone you love is approaching pension age, then this funny Haynes Owners Workshop Manual explaining pensioners could be the hilarious gift you are looking for! Filled with diagrams and jokes, this spoof of a classic Haynes vehicle manual deals with all of the funny aspects to getting older, and can make for a great gift for retirement or a birthday.

When you personalise a copy of Haynes Explains Pensioners, your chosen name will appear both on the cover, and at the top of every page. You can also add your own greeting or message to the title page.

How to Personalise Your Haynes Pensioners Manual

Personalise with any name up to 12 characters, and a personal message of two lines, up to 80 characters.

Further Information

Check your personalisation: accents and other symbols cannot be used unless otherwise stated. Please be advised our Haynes spoofs are not the same size as Haynes car manuals. The books are personalised parody guides and measure 20.2 x 15.1 x 0.8cm (L x W x D).

ISBN 978-1-78597-719-0

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Rated 4.4 out of 5

based on 167 reviews

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Sharon Wallace29 Nov 2022

Excellent and novel idea. Very pleased. Fast delivery.

Steven22 Nov 2022

A great gift for friends of a certain age, most amusing.

Mr Scott Shearer26 Dec 2020

Brilliant fun gift🎁

Martin Collins20 Dec 2020

Just what I wanted

Mr Steve Bird20 Dec 2020

Xmas gift so not studied at length but looks appropriate.


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Mrs Denise Summersall 16 Apr 2022

I made a typo error in size of font (…

I made a typo error in size of font ( just one letter) really spoilt message. It would of been nice if it had been picked up and amended.

Clare76# 16 Apr 2022

Really pleased,my dad will love it

Really pleased,my dad will love it

Taylor Muscarello 15 Apr 2022

LOVE my book

LOVE my book! Will order more books from this site in the future.

ANITA 15 Apr 2022

Book arrived in a matter of days & well…

Book arrived in a matter of days & well packaged.

customer 15 Apr 2022

Perfect book

Perfect book, so nicely written and the pictures are perfect.

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