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Personalised Haynes Explains Pensioners

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Delivery InformationFrom: Fri 21st Feb

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This hilarious spoof owners manual from Haynes features the recipient’s name on the cover, and makes a great retirement gift!

  • Your chosen name appears on the cover
  • Write a special message on the title page
  • Name appears at top of every page
  • Hardback official spoof Haynes manual
  • Add a luxury gift box for a thoughtful finishing touch

If someone you love is approaching pension age, then this funny Haynes Owners Workshop Manual explaining pensioners could be the hilarious gift you are looking for! Filled with diagrams and jokes, this spoof of a classic Haynes vehicle manual deals with all of the funny aspects to getting older, and can make for a great gift for retirement or a birthday.

When you personalise a copy of Haynes Explains Pensioners, your chosen name will appear both on the cover, and at the top of every page. You can also add your own greeting or message to the title page.

How to Personalise

Personalise with any name up to 12 characters, and a personal message of two lines, up to 80 characters.

Check your personalisation: accents and other symbols cannot be used unless otherwise stated. Please be advised our Haynes spoofs are not the same size as Haynes car manuals. The books are personalised parody guides and measure 20.2 x 15.1 x 0.8cm (L x W x D).

ISBN 978-1-78597-719-0

151mm
haynes pensioners flat
202mm

See what our customers have to say

Rated 4.3 out of 5

based on 111 reviews

In The Book wouldn’t be here without its terrific customers. That’s why we care about what you have to say.

We’re constantly researching new materials to create more personalised books, so what you think matters! Tell us your feedback. From finding the book you were looking for to how easy your chosen book was to personalise – every little detail is important, so we can perfect your shopping experience the next time you return!

Karen Aspinall Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 23 Jan 2020

Good quality and lots of content

Penny West Trustpilot product review 4 star rating 20 Jan 2020

Book was excellent, if a little pricey. Company was useless.

Martin T Trustpilot product review 4 star rating 18 Jan 2020

Wasn’t as humorous as made out to br

Rick Siffleet Trustpilot product review 4 star rating 31 Dec 2019

A good 20 minute giggle but much smaller than I expected and would have liked.

Stephen Eke Trustpilot product review 1 star rating 9 Dec 2019

Not worth £15 paid. A5 size and thin

  • In the Book Team 3 Jan 2020

    Thank you for your review.

    We are sorry to hear that you are not completely satisfied with your order with us.

    On the product page prior to purchasing the book, within the description of the item we do state ‘Please be advised our Haynes spoofs are not the same size as Haynes car manuals. The books are personalised parody guides and measure 20.2 x 15.1 x 0.8cm (L x W x D)’ and we show an image of the book with the measurements next to this.

    We do try to show as this clear as possible before the book is ordered as this is our personalised version however will pass all your feedback onto the team as can appreciate you were a little disappointed and we thank you for taking your time to leave a review.

    If you need to contact the customer service team please do on 0330 058 0403 or contact@inthebook.com

    Kind Regards,
    The In The Book Team

Glenda Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 25 Nov 2019

Fantastic book.very easy to buy. No problems at all. Quick delivery too

Susan Sadler Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 21 Nov 2019

Good product

Linda Tyler Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 19 Nov 2019

Very different present but very amusing and sure my other half will like it

N Morris Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 12 Nov 2019

Great book that's very funny.

Julia Haynes Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 11 Nov 2019

Great 60th birthday present

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Caspia Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 11 Feb 2020

It's the second one I've bought and…

It's the second one I've bought and both people loved them and thought they were really special gifts. Would be good if it wasn't just Mirror clippings but that's a small point.

Mary Beer Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 11 Feb 2020

Very quick

Very quick, efficient service and an excellent product. Bought as a present for a friend and he was delighted with it.

harris Trustpilot product review 1 star rating 11 Feb 2020

not very good with updates on their…

not very good with updates on their shipments

J Walker Trustpilot product review 1 star rating 11 Feb 2020

Haven't received my order.

Haven't received my order.

Karen Beale Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 11 Feb 2020

Arrived in good time

Arrived in good time, beautiful presentation box. Really pleased with my purchase

E. Edwards Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 11 Feb 2020

My great-nephew loved it

My great-nephew loved it! That his name and picture were in the book - PLUS the fact that he LOVES dinosaurs

Roseann Ryan Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 10 Feb 2020

Beautiful book

Excellent service and the book is excellent, comes in a lovely gift box, bought for my only grandsons first birthday. I would highly recommend and it’s not expensive. Such a beautiful book.

Daphne Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 10 Feb 2020

This is actually an 80th birthday…

This is actually an 80th birthday present but was very pleased with the quick service and presentation. I’m sure she will be very impressed with the gift

MRS WORTHING Trustpilot product review 3 star rating 10 Feb 2020

Didn’t think the item was worth the…

Didn’t think the item was worth the original purchase price

Marilyn Deeming Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 10 Feb 2020

Very pleased with my purchase it was…

Very pleased with my purchase it was exactly as described and came beautifully packaged, can’t wait to give it to my daughter.

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