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Personalised Haynes Explains Pensioners

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Trustpilot Rating 4.3 star rating 73 reviews Read Reviews
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Product Description

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This hilarious spoof owners manual from Haynes features the recipient’s name on the cover, and makes a great retirement gift!

  • Your chosen name appears on the cover
  • Write a special message on the title page
  • Name appears at top of every page
  • Hardback official spoof Haynes manual
  • Add a luxury gift box for a thoughtful finishing touch

If someone you love is approaching pension age, then this funny Haynes Owners Workshop Manual explaining pensioners could be the hilarious gift you are looking for! Filled with diagrams and jokes, this spoof of a classic Haynes vehicle manual deals with all of the funny aspects to getting older, and can make for a great gift for retirement or a birthday.

When you personalise a copy of Haynes Explains Pensioners, your chosen name will appear both on the cover, and at the top of every page. You can also add your own greeting or message to the title page.

How to Personalise

Personalise with any name up to 12 characters, and a personal message of two lines, up to 80 characters.

Check your personalisation: accents and other symbols cannot be used unless otherwise stated. Please be advised our Haynes spoofs are not the same size as Haynes car manuals. The books are personalised parody guides and measure 20.2 x 15.1 x 0.8cm (L x W x D).

ISBN 978-1-78597-719-0

202mm
haynes pensioners flat
151mm
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Product Reviews

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Rated 4.3 out of 5

based on 73 reviews

In The Book wouldn’t be here without its terrific customers. That’s why we care about what you have to say.

We’re constantly researching new materials to create more personalised books, so what you think matters! Tell us your feedback. From finding the book you were looking for to how easy your chosen book was to personalise – every little detail is important, so we can perfect your shopping experience the next time you return!

Stuart Langridge Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 18 January

Good fun and entertaining

Scott Miller (scottm400) Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 13 January

Great wee book, made my Dad smile so its all good.

Ken Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 7 January

nice idea and well received

Helen Scott Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 4 January

Brought as a Christmas present and I told was funny and liked.

caroline collier Trustpilot product review 1 star rating 4 January

I was expecting something funny but actually it was pretty pants. You could see where it tried to be funny in places but it didn't hit the mark. Little humour, stock phrasing, stock pictures. Brought as a christmas present for my father but I ended up chucking it away.

  • In the Book Team 17 January

    Thank you for your review.

    We are sorry to hear that you were not completely satisfied with the Book received.

    On the product page we do have a flip through sample Book to show the content before purchase however your review will be passed onto the relevant department as all feedback is taken on board.

    Again we are sorry for any disappointment this caused you.

    If you require any further assistance please do not hesitate to contact our UK Customer Service Team on 0330 058 0403 or contact@inthebook.com

    Kind Regards
    The In The Book Team

Customer Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 3 January

Got this for my husband for Christmas and he loves it, well worth the money.

jen rhodes Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 31 December

I have seen the spoof Haynes manuals before but this was special as it was personalised. Their name is on the front but you also get to write a message inside. It makes for a lovely 'silly' gift for the right person.

Kim Johnson Trustpilot product review 3 star rating 30 December

Good quality item, and funny. However can buy an unpersonalised book for so much less. The personalisation is adding 1 x name to the front - not really worth the additional £10 for this!

  • In the Book Team 16 January

    Thank yo u for your feedback.

    We are pleased to hear that you were happy with the quality and content of the Book, these do make great gifts!

    We have the facility to add a name and messaged to the book for a more personal touch and keepsake however we will pass your valuable feedback onto our team for them to look into.

    Our apologies for any inconvenience this has caused you.

    Kind Regards,
    The In The Book Team

Sandra C Trustpilot product review 3 star rating 24 December

This is a great book for a funny gift but a little expensive for what it is. Slightly disappointed with the size, though the quality is good.

  • In the Book Team 11 January

    Thank you for your review.

    We are pleased to hear that you were happy with the content of the Book, these do make great gifts!

    Apologies that you were disappointed with the size of the book, on the website we have the dimensions of the book as unfortunately these are not the size of an original Haynes Manual as these are parody guides however we will pass your feedback to the website team.

    If you require any further assistance please do not hesitate to contact our team on 03300660500 or info@ijustloveit.co.uk

    Kind Regards,
    The I Just Love It Team

Paul Bailey Trustpilot product review 3 star rating 23 December

Not worth the expensive pricetag.

  • In the Book Team 11 January

    Thank you for your review.

    We are sorry to hear that you feel this way in regards to the Book.

    On the product page we try our best to describe the product that you will be receiving within the description and the images however if there is a way that we can improve on this we could kindly ask if you could forward this to our team for us to look into.

    You can reach them on info@ijustloveit.co.uk as we appreciate all feedback in regards to our products and service.

    Kind Regards
    The I Just Love It Team

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Douglas Stewart Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 17 February

Great book

Good, efficient service and a product the recipient loved.

Susan Dyson Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 17 February

Easy to order

Easy to order , fast delivery and a great product. It is smaller than the real Haynes Manual, but it's not a Haynes and if you read it ,it DOES tell you this

Julie. Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 17 February

Lovely book

I brought this for my granddaughter and she loves it especially seeing her picture in the book and the little touches like her name hidden in the book.

Paul Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 17 February

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Brilliant as advertised

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Sonia Greenaway Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 16 February

I was absolutely delighted with my…

I was absolutely delighted with my purchase, it will make a lovely keepsake for my grandson

jao Trustpilot product review 4 star rating 15 February

Sent to Granddaughter over 500 miles…

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