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Personalised Haynes Explains Pensioners

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Delivery InformationFrom: Tomorrow, Fri 7th Aug

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This hilarious spoof owners manual from Haynes features the recipient’s name on the cover, and makes a great retirement gift!

  • Your chosen name appears on the cover
  • Write a special message on the title page
  • Name appears at top of every page
  • Hardback official spoof Haynes manual
  • Add a luxury gift box for a thoughtful finishing touch

If someone you love is approaching pension age, then this funny Haynes Owners Workshop Manual explaining pensioners could be the hilarious gift you are looking for! Filled with diagrams and jokes, this spoof of a classic Haynes vehicle manual deals with all of the funny aspects to getting older, and can make for a great gift for retirement or a birthday.

When you personalise a copy of Haynes Explains Pensioners, your chosen name will appear both on the cover, and at the top of every page. You can also add your own greeting or message to the title page.

How to Personalise Your Haynes Pensioners Manual

Personalise with any name up to 12 characters, and a personal message of two lines, up to 80 characters.

Check your personalisation: accents and other symbols cannot be used unless otherwise stated. Please be advised our Haynes spoofs are not the same size as Haynes car manuals. The books are personalised parody guides and measure 20.2 x 15.1 x 0.8cm (L x W x D).

ISBN 978-1-78597-719-0

151mm
haynes pensioners flat
202mm

See what our customers have to say

Rated 4.3 out of 5

based on 125 reviews

In The Book wouldn’t be here without its terrific customers. That’s why we care about what you have to say.

We’re constantly researching new materials to create more personalised books, so what you think matters! Tell us your feedback. From finding the book you were looking for to how easy your chosen book was to personalise – every little detail is important, so we can perfect your shopping experience the next time you return!

Peter Christy Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 17 Jul 2020

I bought this as a birthday present for my old mate, Geoff. He was having a "significant" birthday, and as a one-time mechanic, it seemed like the perfect wind-up gift for him! And yes, he did see the funny side of it!

Rachel Smedley Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 2 Jul 2020

Perfect gift. Have. Much needed laugh to our lovely dads on Fathers Day

Sue Taylor Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 29 Jun 2020

Got this for my dad for fathers day. He found really funny

Motorman Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 27 Jun 2020

This book and the personalisation is superb

Andrea Twigg Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 27 Jun 2020

Excellent present very funny! Good value and very quick postage.

ANN ward Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 26 Jun 2020

great fun Gift

Kerry Evans Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 22 Jun 2020

Purchased this for my Dad for fathers day, he absolutely loved it. Lot's of fun to read

Tracey Summons Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 22 Jun 2020

Dad loved the book gave him a laugh .. great service and perfect product

Catherine Martin Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 16 Jun 2020

It’s lovely 😊

Beverley Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 11 May 2020

Hubby nit seen it yet as its his 60th Birthday present

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Jacky Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 5 Aug 2020

Successful birthday present

Beautiful book bought for mu granddaughter's 5th birthday. Very well presented and promptly delivered.

Ms M Stokes Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 5 Aug 2020

I bought my daughter a personalised…

I bought my daughter a personalised Princess story book - personal message and her picture inside. Every page is headed with 'especially for ****' .She absolutely loved it! Really special present. Fantastic quality and great service. Highly recommend!

Ann Herron Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 5 Aug 2020

Toy Story 3

We ordered this book for my grandsons birthday and it was delivered to us in less than a week. The name of my grandson was added within the story all the way through the which he was absolutely thrilled about and felt he was part of all the action. We were also able to add a message to him at the beginning. The quality of the book was excellent. We were very happy with the purchase and fully recommend you and your service.

J Backhouse Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 5 Aug 2020

Easy web site quick service.

Easy web site quick service. I would like to have seen more inclusion of the child's name and a friend or pet as in previous books I have had of this type.

Jill Earlam Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 5 Aug 2020

My grandsons absolutely love their…

My grandsons absolutely love their books, personalised for them. Excellent service and good quality.

Diana Nottage Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 5 Aug 2020

Good service...Good product

Good service.... Came when it was supposed too.... Friends loved the book given for their 25th anniversary......

Tiffany M Trustpilot product review 1 star rating 4 Aug 2020

I NEVER RECEIVED MY PACKAGE

I NEVER RECEIVED MY PACKAGE! NO EMAIL CONFIRMATION OF MY ORDER! NO TRACKING! I SPENT $80 FOR NOTHING!

  • In the Book Team 4 Aug 2020

    Thank you for your review.

    We are sorry to hear this.

    We can see that a member of our Customer Service Team has been in contact with you on August 3rd and August 4th confirming your tracking information and that your item is on the way.

    We do hope upon receipt, you will be pleased with your item.

    Once again, please do accept our apologies for the inconvenience caused.

    If you need to contact the customer service team, please do on 3479239119 or [email protected]

    Kind Regards,
    The In The Book Team

Janina Waterman Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 3 Aug 2020

Perfect Child's Birthday present

I bought this book for a 1 year old boys birthday.I was very impressed with the quality, size and the packaging.The little boy loves it.

Crystal Clarke-Warren Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 3 Aug 2020

Lovely book lovely keepsake.

Lovely book lovely keepsake.

Jane Jolliffe Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 3 Aug 2020

Personalised Disney Princess book

I ordered the personalised Disney Princess book for my niece. It is gift boxed and personalised and the ordering process and delivery were faultless . Quality is good too. She will love it!!

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