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This hilarious spoof owners manual from Haynes features the recipient’s name on the cover, and makes a great retirement gift!
Your chosen name appears on the cover
Write a special message on the title page
Name appears at top of every page
Hardback official spoof Haynes manual
Add a luxury gift box for a thoughtful finishing touch
If someone you love is approaching pension age, then this funny Haynes Owners Workshop Manual explaining pensioners could be the hilarious gift you are looking for! Filled with diagrams and jokes, this spoof of a classic Haynes vehicle manual deals with all of the funny aspects to getting older, and can make for a great gift for retirement or a birthday.
When you personalise a copy of Haynes Explains Pensioners, your chosen name will appear both on the cover, and at the top of every page. You can also add your own greeting or message to the title page.
How to Personalise Your Haynes Pensioners Manual
Personalise with any name up to 12 characters, and a personal message of two lines, up to 80 characters.
Check your personalisation: accents and other symbols cannot be used unless otherwise stated. Please be advised our Haynes spoofs are not the same size as Haynes car manuals. The books are personalised parody guides and measure 20.2 x 15.1 x 0.8cm (L x W x D).
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We’re constantly researching new materials to create more personalised books, so what you think matters! Tell us your feedback. From finding the book you were looking for to how easy your chosen book was to personalise – every little detail is important, so we can perfect your shopping experience the next time you return!
Peter Christy17 Jul 2020
I bought this as a birthday present for my old mate, Geoff. He was having a "significant" birthday, and as a one-time mechanic, it seemed like the perfect wind-up gift for him! And yes, he did see the funny side of it!
Rachel Smedley2 Jul 2020
Perfect gift. Have. Much needed laugh to our lovely dads on Fathers Day
Sue Taylor29 Jun 2020
Got this for my dad for fathers day. He found really funny
Motorman27 Jun 2020
This book and the personalisation is superb
Andrea Twigg27 Jun 2020
Excellent present very funny! Good value and very quick postage.
ANN ward26 Jun 2020
great fun Gift
Kerry Evans22 Jun 2020
Purchased this for my Dad for fathers day, he absolutely loved it. Lot's of fun to read
Tracey Summons22 Jun 2020
Dad loved the book gave him a laugh .. great service and perfect product
Catherine Martin16 Jun 2020
It’s lovely 😊
Beverley11 May 2020
Hubby nit seen it yet as its his 60th Birthday present
Beautiful book bought for mu granddaughter's 5th birthday. Very well presented and promptly delivered.
Ms M Stokes5 Aug 2020
I bought my daughter a personalised…
I bought my daughter a personalised Princess story book - personal message and her picture inside. Every page is headed with 'especially for ****' .She absolutely loved it! Really special present. Fantastic quality and great service. Highly recommend!
Ann Herron5 Aug 2020
Toy Story 3
We ordered this book for my grandsons birthday and it was delivered to us in less than a week.
The name of my grandson was added within the story all the way through the which he was absolutely thrilled about and felt he was part of all the action. We were also able to add a message to him at the beginning. The quality of the book was excellent.
We were very happy with the purchase and fully recommend you and your service.
J Backhouse5 Aug 2020
Easy web site quick service.
Easy web site quick service.
I would like to have seen more inclusion of the child's name and a friend or pet as in previous books I have had of this type.
Jill Earlam5 Aug 2020
My grandsons absolutely love their…
My grandsons absolutely love their books, personalised for them. Excellent service and good quality.
Diana Nottage5 Aug 2020
Good service...Good product
Good service.... Came when it was supposed too.... Friends loved the book given for their 25th anniversary......
Tiffany M4 Aug 2020
I NEVER RECEIVED MY PACKAGE
I NEVER RECEIVED MY PACKAGE! NO EMAIL CONFIRMATION OF MY ORDER! NO TRACKING! I SPENT $80 FOR NOTHING!
In the Book Team4 Aug 2020
Thank you for your review.
We are sorry to hear this.
We can see that a member of our Customer Service Team has been in contact with you on August 3rd and August 4th confirming your tracking information and that your item is on the way.
We do hope upon receipt, you will be pleased with your item.
Once again, please do accept our apologies for the inconvenience caused.
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Janina Waterman3 Aug 2020
Perfect Child's Birthday present
I bought this book for a 1 year old boys birthday.I was very impressed with the quality, size and the packaging.The little boy loves it.
Crystal Clarke-Warren3 Aug 2020
Lovely book lovely keepsake.
Lovely book lovely keepsake.
Jane Jolliffe3 Aug 2020
Personalised Disney Princess book
I ordered the personalised Disney Princess book for my niece. It is gift boxed and personalised and the ordering process and delivery were faultless . Quality is good too. She will love it!!