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Personalised Haynes Explains Pensioners

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Delivery InformationFrom: Tomorrow, Tue 17th Dec

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This hilarious spoof owners manual from Haynes features the recipient’s name on the cover, and makes a great retirement gift!

  • Your chosen name appears on the cover
  • Write a special message on the title page
  • Name appears at top of every page
  • Hardback official spoof Haynes manual
  • Add a luxury gift box for a thoughtful finishing touch

If someone you love is approaching pension age, then this funny Haynes Owners Workshop Manual explaining pensioners could be the hilarious gift you are looking for! Filled with diagrams and jokes, this spoof of a classic Haynes vehicle manual deals with all of the funny aspects to getting older, and can make for a great gift for retirement or a birthday.

When you personalise a copy of Haynes Explains Pensioners, your chosen name will appear both on the cover, and at the top of every page. You can also add your own greeting or message to the title page.

How to Personalise

Personalise with any name up to 12 characters, and a personal message of two lines, up to 80 characters.

Check your personalisation: accents and other symbols cannot be used unless otherwise stated. Please be advised our Haynes spoofs are not the same size as Haynes car manuals. The books are personalised parody guides and measure 20.2 x 15.1 x 0.8cm (L x W x D).

ISBN 978-1-78597-719-0

151mm
haynes pensioners flat
202mm

See what our customers have to say

Rated 4.3 out of 5

based on 107 reviews

In The Book wouldn’t be here without its terrific customers. That’s why we care about what you have to say.

We’re constantly researching new materials to create more personalised books, so what you think matters! Tell us your feedback. From finding the book you were looking for to how easy your chosen book was to personalise – every little detail is important, so we can perfect your shopping experience the next time you return!

Stephen Eke Trustpilot product review 1 star rating 9 December

Not worth £15 paid. A5 size and thin

Glenda Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 25 November

Fantastic book.very easy to buy. No problems at all. Quick delivery too

Susan Sadler Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 21 November

Good product

Linda Tyler Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 19 November

Very different present but very amusing and sure my other half will like it

N Morris Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 12 November

Great book that's very funny.

Julia Haynes Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 11 November

Great 60th birthday present

Kim Newbery Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 29 October

A nice looking book in a very nice box

Jennifer Williams Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 23 October

Lovely book

Andrew Oatley Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 20 October

Quick delivery, thanks.

Micheal Ticehurst Trustpilot product review 3 star rating 9 October

I was disappointed that the book was approximately A5 in size, maybe I'm behind the times but my expectation was along the lines of the old Haynes manuals where all A4 in size

  • In the Book Team 10 October

    Thank you for your review.

    We are sorry to hear that you are not completely satisfied with your order with us.

    On the product page prior to purchasing the book, within the description of the item we do state ‘Please be advised our Haynes spoofs are not the same size as Haynes car manuals. The books are personalised parody guides and measure 20.2 x 15.1 x 0.8cm (L x W x D)’ and we show an image of the book with the measurements next to this.

    We do try to show as this clear as possible before the book is ordered as this is our personalised version however will pass all your feedback onto the team as can appreciate you were a little disappointed and we thank you for taking your time to leave a review.

    If you need to contact the customer service team please do on 0330 058 0403 or contact@inthebook.com

    Kind Regards,
    The In The Book Team

Testimonials

Our customers rate us as Excellent

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3012 reviews

Very pleased with this product, an excellent gift.

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Sheree Sanger Trustpilot product review 3 star rating 16 December

It came but was to old for my great…

It came but was to old for my great great grandson I asked three year mine was for a ten year old

Annika Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 15 December

My thoughts on the book

It just arrived yesterday I am very happy it looks bigger than I would have imagined it but it is really cool. It is going to be a Christmas present for my boyfriend who loves history. He already knows a Buch about WW two but I feel like this is something different it shows you a different perspective of how everything took place and it shows you how the events were viewed at that time. The delivery took a little long ( for me 2 weeks) but I live in the USA and it was shipped from the UK so it obviously takes a little longer.What I also really like is that it says his name on it. It personalizes it and makes it more special and unique! I hope he will like it! I think this is a great present for history lovers

Stewart Hisle Trustpilot product review 1 star rating 15 December

I still have never received my wedding…

I still have never received my wedding Bible that I ordered. The wedding is now passed and gone and I would like a refund for the Unreceived it.

Jade Nicoll Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 15 December

Amazing product

Amazing product, I couldn’t help but read it and show it to people before wrapping “Disney Cars” for my little boy. He is McQueen mad and the story so good. I love how they he made part of the Rusteze team. Will be buying the rest and more in future. Thank you so much 😊

Kevin Paul Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 15 December

Item not yet received

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John Sturgess Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 15 December

Excelent book

Excelent book

Fred Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 15 December

Very good

Very good service

Justine Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 15 December

Great present for football fanatics and…

Great present for football fanatics and great service

Lisa Trustpilot product review 3 star rating 15 December

Delivery was delayed but I was informed…

Delivery was delayed but I was informed of this. Quality is not brilliant but ok, there were marks on cover and was not glued together properly.

Sue Richards Trustpilot product review 5 star rating 15 December

A very good service

A very good service, the books came quickly in time for Christmas would use again. The books were nicely embossed and of a good quality.

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