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Personalised Haynes Explains Pensioners

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Delivery InformationFrom: Friday 7th Oct

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This hilarious spoof owners manual from Haynes features the recipient’s name on the cover, and makes a great retirement gift!

  • Your chosen name appears on the cover
  • Write a special message on the title page
  • Name appears at top of every page
  • Hardback official spoof Haynes manual
  • Add a luxury gift box for a thoughtful finishing touch

Like a classic car you may need more maintenance when you hit a special age. If someone you love is approaching pension age, then this funny Haynes Owners Workshop Manual explaining pensioners could be the hilarious gift you are looking for! Filled with diagrams and jokes, this spoof of a classic Haynes vehicle manual deals with all of the funny aspects to getting older, and can make for a great gift for retirement or a birthday.

When you personalise a copy of Haynes Explains Pensioners, your chosen name will appear both on the cover, and at the top of every page. You can also add your own greeting or message to the title page.

How to Personalise Your Haynes Pensioners Manual

Personalise with any name up to 12 characters, and a personal message of two lines, up to 80 characters.

Further Information

Check your personalisation: accents and other symbols cannot be used unless otherwise stated. Please be advised our Haynes spoofs are not the same size as Haynes car manuals. The books are personalised parody guides and measure 20.2 x 15.1 x 0.8cm (L x W x D).

ISBN 978-1-78597-719-0

See what our customers have to say

Rated 4.4 out of 5

based on 165 reviews

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Mr Scott Shearer26 Dec 2020

Brilliant fun gift🎁

Martin Collins20 Dec 2020

Just what I wanted

Mr Steve Bird20 Dec 2020

Xmas gift so not studied at length but looks appropriate.

darren20 Dec 2020

not the same size as a normal haynes manuel, pages poor quality

  • In the Book Team 23 Dec 2020

    Thank you for your review.

    We are sorry to hear this.

    Within the production information, we do confirm that the Haynes Manuals that we offer are not the same size as the Haynes Car Manuals and we do then provide the size of our books. We do apologise if this information was missed at the time of ordering.

    Please accept our apologies for any inconvenienced caused.

    If you need to contact the customer service team, please do on 0330 058 0403 or contact@inthebook.co.uk

    Kind Regards,
    The In The Book Team

Dan Richards17 Dec 2020

Massively overpriced for what was supplied

  • In the Book Team 23 Dec 2020

    Thank you for your review.

    We are sorry to hear this.

    Your feedback has been taken on board and passed to the relevant department.

    Please accept our apologies for any inconvenienced caused.

    If you need to contact the customer service team, please do on 0330 058 0403 or contact@inthebook.co.uk

    Kind Regards,
    The In The Book Team

Delivery

You can check the delivery times for your location by choosing from the country options below.  Once you’ve chosen and personalised your book, the actual delivery time will be shown during checkout. Every book is made to order, so the time to make, personalise and bind the book by hand is factored into the delivery time.

Select the location you would like to ship to:

Royal Mail 48 £3.99 Delivery Between
Royal Mail 24 £4.49 Delivery Between
Royal Mail 24 Tracked £5.99 Delivery Between
Urgent Signed For (Courier) £6.49 Delivery Between
11th October - 14th October
10th October - 13th October
10th October - 13th October
7th October - 10th October

The delivery times shown here are based on ordering now, and will also be calculated during checkout when you place the order.

Order Tracking

Once you have placed your order you can track it via our Track my order facility. Just enter your details and track your parcel!

Testimonials

Our customers rate us as Excellent

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8106 reviews

From ordering to delivery there were absolutely no problems. It was a seamless process. I could not fault it

- Very happy

Mrs Denise Summersall 16 Apr 2022

I made a typo error in size of font (…

I made a typo error in size of font ( just one letter) really spoilt message. It would of been nice if it had been picked up and amended.

Clare76# 16 Apr 2022

Really pleased,my dad will love it

Really pleased,my dad will love it

Taylor Muscarello 15 Apr 2022

LOVE my book

LOVE my book! Will order more books from this site in the future.

ANITA 15 Apr 2022

Book arrived in a matter of days & well…

Book arrived in a matter of days & well packaged.

customer 15 Apr 2022

Perfect book

Perfect book, so nicely written and the pictures are perfect.

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